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Summary: In which Twitter is silly, Cole and Kai are girls, and people are actually nice :3
AN: Hello and welcome everyone to another WWT fic, this time for the prompt "unconventional format." Now did I write this fic in...*checks discord* February? Yes, yes I did. But by the time I decided to start posting fics, I figure just wait until pride month.
So here is some happy, fun social media shennanigans. Ngl I was gonna focus more on "people's reactions to Lloyd being a good person" but then I got distracted by lesbians. Typical of me
Also shoutout if you get the ben 10 reference and the refernece to "what happens when you take over a city"
Warnings for accidental misgendering, accidental coming out, and suicide joke
Sally @statisticsproblem
Okay, so like is it just me or is it also like super weird that Lloyd Garmadon is just like…a normal person?? Like he isn’t trying to take over the world or something, he’s just…normal
- Gwen @lucky girl
No but frrrrr like what do you mean he also hates Missus McGeee?? Like ayo what
Ben @sumoslammers
Truly we are living in a perfectly recreated world with the only changes being the grape smoothie and Lloyd G being a decent person (also the giant cat ig) via Alien X
Zoey @turtlelover4eva
Can I just say that I love Cole being so tired of his friends antics? Like I went to school with the guy but I never truly appreciated how much he puts up with in terms of their shenanigans. Like what do you mean they started a food fight and he just goes to hide under the table to draw??
Pronoun Check! @transcelebsprotections
Hi! We love that you love Cole, but please keep in mind that she uses she/her pronouns, as mentioned in interviews (such as this one bit.ly/donotclick). Also, not relevant but the red ninja does go by she/her pronouns as well
TOP SECRET NINJA GROUP CHAT
Cole: …so when was anyone gonna tell me I came out as a girl?
Nya: You did what??
Cole: Apparently, before we got our identities revealed, I told someone I used she/her, but I don’t remember doing that
Zane: You had a concussion.
Cole: And you let me do an interview?
Kai: You feel chatty when you’re concussed and tired ig. And I guess when you’re panicking too.
Cole: Well, what do I do?! Do I like…deny it?? I never even came out at school, this is gonna be terrible
Jay: Die, I guess. I might actually do that too. Can I do that?
Cole: No, my mom said no to me dying. I guess I’ll just say I am a girl and fuck the consequences I guess.
Lloyd: A rare swear from Cole. This is serious
Cole @favoriterecordforever
I’m a girl. She/her. If you have a problem, I have a hammer.
Brad @sharkarmygroundcontrol
As long as you don’t summon another giant cat, we at the shark army do not care what you do. Just never summon another cat ever again.
Gene @sharkarmyheadnerd
Meowthra was a very annoying mini-boss, especially since I had already assumed that we were done with the story=line involving the green ninja post-grind for the top of the tallest building in ninjago
Brad @sharkarmygroundcontrol
Translation: We’re tired
Codeword Is…
Kai: Cole, can I do a silly prank on twitter
Cole: Does it require me to tell my parents information about me
Kai: No but you do need to tell people about me and you in general
Cole: Knock yourself out then
Kai @ninjagoisburning
@favoriterecordforever <3
Cole @favoriterecordforever
I less than three you too, babe :) Best girl ever
Zane @iceicebaby
Le gasp! They’re lesbians, guys! Omg, they were roommates
It will always irritate me that Nya allowed her relationship with Jay to be damaged and started the love triangle drama with Cole all because an AI computer told her otherwise.
That’s like the equivalent of dumping your significant other because you put your names in one of those perfect match percentage apps and the score came out low, and you took the app 100% seriously even though the percentage is randomly generated every time.
It always irked me the wrong way that Nya listened to a computer rather than her own heart.
so obviously i rewatched the scene where kai and lloyd find eachother again one million times yesterday and can i mention that kai had like. bandages under his gi?
i mean. it COULD have been a crumpled shirt. but then again this is lloyd's pov. so i cant be sure.
also i was comparing the kai's clothes on the trailer and his clothes when he reunites with lloyd and theyre not only extremely different but they are VERY MUCH shit. like he's dirty and has lost his armour and cape. and i cant tell if the belt he's using on dr is the one he holds during monstrosity because the colors are different, too?? like what the hell happened bro.
and that's not even touching upon how TIRED bro is.
in this scene, the moment lloyd has his back to him, he climbs this FOUR STEPS really, really heavily. like he's having trouble moving at all.
and then
like bro it's just a mergequake. hell it's one of the earlier ones. why are you so winded that you get shown frowning TWICE and THEN ALSO breathless after it. lloyd doesn't show this kind of distress. it's just kai.
he looks miserable when he's packing up. yes he does smile at lloyd but of course he smiles at lloyd. can anyone hear me. bud are you Okay.
Heatwave is still healing. His breathing is less strained than before, and his wound is looking much better after Kai’s stupid, begrudgingly-cool rock trick.
Speaking of Kai, he’s awake, sitting, watching the dragon core glow. It illuminates his face in the dark like a fire, but without the cool flickering. It’s steady and uncomfortable, artificial, not a natural living, breathing thing like fire is.
“Kai?” She rubs her eyes with her wrist until she sees sparks and colours behind her eyes and then squints when he doesn’t respond. It’s weird that he’s awake. Weirder still that he didn’t respond to her. Maybe she missed it.
”Kai?” she tries again.
When he doesn’t respond the second time either. She feels a bit grouchy. Offended. Annoyed. She knows he’s awake, she can see the light from the dragon cores reflecting off the eye, almost white. She stands, giving him the courtesy of grunting and grumbling so he knows she’s awake and annoyed. She gives heatwave a pat and he responds with a low grumbling of acknowledgement back. At least someone isn’t ignoring her.
“Kai.” She says. Nothing still. So she speaks louder and with more growl. “Hey. Kai—“
It happens so fast she doesn’t see it.
One second he’s looking at the dragon core and the next his head has snapped to look at her, but it’s not Kai; His eyes are white.
His name catches in her throat. They’re empty. They’re too-wide. There’s no hint of pupils or anything else. There was no hint of feeling or a dragon—person. The hairs on the back of her arms, her back, her neck all stand on end.
Then he blinks, and it’s gone.
“Sorry,” says just Kai.” Were you saying something?”
Wyldfyre doesn’t know when her arms came up, posed, ready to fight.
Wylfyre was very awake now.
“Wyldfyre?”
“You were just…” She hears herself. Unsure, feeble. Very not-dragon. Kai’s looking at her. He looks like Kai. His eyes are brown with that warmth she’s gotten so used to seeing coming from them. He looks stupid. His hair is fluffy and soft. He looks soft. There’s no sign of what she had been so sure had been staring at her a moment before. It was so brief she couldn’t even be sure she had seen it.
“Nevermind.” Wyldfyre forces her hands down and clenches them at her side. “I’m probably just sleepy,” is what she tells him, to make sure he knows she’s still more dragon-ish than him. “Why are you awake like a weirdo?”
“Oh, hah,” Kai says. “Just thinking.”
She’s squinting at him. “You do that?”
When Kai smiles. And it’s annoying, warm and soft. “Sometimes.”
“Gross,” she says, crossing her arms.
“It’s quiet here,” Kai says. It’s out-of-pocket. It’s not really relevant. When he says it, he sounds different.
”Whatever,” Wyldfyre says, turning away. “I’m going back to sleep.”
“Okay,” Kai says to her back as she goes. “G’night.”
Heatwave rumbles as Wyldfyre crawls under his arm. She pretends to get comfy and risks a glance back.
Kai’s back to staring at the dragon core. His hair is over his eyes, blocking them from her view. But Wyldfyre thinks she still sees white between the strands.
