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@lucareeves-blog
Text → Nico
Nico: oh man luca.... dang that's intense
Nico: i'm gonna tell you something that you're probably expecting and probably don't wanna hear, but you need to talk to her about it. even if it's awkward, it's not gonna get better if you don't??? you know?? if you don't feel right about it, then don't keep doing it, but don't just stop like nothing ever happened.. that's not fair to either of you, her sanity or yours. i mean, i've never been through something like this but im just saying what would probably make the most sense in the grand scheme of things. talking it out is the only way you're gonna manage to fix anything :/
Luca: i know but still
Luca: i don't wanna scare her away, i miss her.
Luca: i dealt with her leaving my life once, i don't wanna have to do it again
Text → Nico
Nico: yeah of course, what's up???
Luca: alright i'm just warning you here that you're about to get a potentially hella long message
Luca: so a while back during the beach bash, i was at a bar and casually chilling and drinking and everything and all of a sudden devon shows up and pulls me onto the dance floor and it's really awkward at first but we were both drunk and eventually it stopped being awkward and then next thing you know we're hooking up. but then we kind of ignored each other again after that. and then back at the bonfire she was dared to find the person she found most attractive and ended up kissing me and i lowkey kissed her back. then it was just us left and i kissed her and she kissed me back but things got awkward so we were just talking and ended up playing more truth or dare thinking it would ease the tension and next thing you know i'm taking her back to the apartment and we ended up fucking.
Luca: she spent the night but she left before i woke up so idk what to think of it. like i can't tell if she wants something more than a hookup or not and it'd be too weird to ask her and i feel kind of selfish keeping this up cause i think i still lowkey have a thing for her and everything's just a mess idk
Text → Nico
Luca: bro i need your advice on something
@nicocortez: @lucareeves remember when Edward was sparkling in twilight???? i wish my skin sparkled. i think you're right
@lucareeves: @nicocortez ehh, not for me. that would make taking pictures a bitch
@nicocortez: @lucareeves i wonder what the skin care regimen is like for the vampires
@lucareeves: @nicocortez maybe being undead is the price to pay for clear skin. move over, proactive.
@nicocortez: YALL remember how onions are apparently good for your eyebrows? well get this: GARLIC FOR YOUR PIMPLES
@lucareeves: @nicocortez a vampire's worst nightmare
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
originally from frommemetoyou
SEND ONE OF THESE TO MY INBOX:
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think I’m a mermaid
[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out.
[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
[text] You’re my hero
[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sister…
[text] It may or may not have been your brother…
[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:
[text] I need you so bad right now
[text] They know.
[text] I know everything.
[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK
[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?
[text] Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you.
[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!
[text] We need to talk
[text] I don’t want to talk about it
[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repair…
[text] Delete my number
[text] Either way I’m going to make you scream my name by the end of the night
[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all
[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone
[text] I th unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)
[text] You free tomorrow?
[text] You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine
[text] I don’t think you understand just how big his dick is!!!
[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx
[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?
[text] What’s the dress code?
[text] Black, red w/ lace or sheer white????
[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.
[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”
[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!
Text → Serena
Luca: So we're celebrating the most important day of days today right?
SNAPCHAT; ____
calliope: you want me to order you one? calliope: i got the pizza place on speed dial calliope: i don’t know what sharing means
luca: hey i won’t say no to free pizza
Drop these in my inbox for any of my muses
[text] Are you stupid?
[text] Night, I love you.
[text] We’ll talk again tomorrow.
[text] Ha, that’s not funny.
[text] Wanna hang out?
[text] I’ll be there in ten minutes.
[text] Open the door, I’m here.
[text] SOS!!! I’m in trouble!!
[text] Remind me, why are we still friends?
[text] Morning, sunshine!
[text] Where the hell are you???
[text] Can’t stop thinking about you.
[text] I just came up with the most amazing idea.
[text] Are you still up? I can’t sleep.
[text] Are you coming to the party tomorrow?
[text] Bailing on me again? You suck.
[text] Get me out of here.
[text] Don’t get too drunk tonight.
[text] It’s official, I hate you.
[text] Can’t talk now, call me later. What’s going on?
[text] What’s with you and all the smiley faces?
[text] Have you finished your homework? I need a hand.
[text] Don’t be late tomorrow.
[text] Missing you. Call me?
[text] I’m sorry.
[text] I sense a heartfelt conversation coming up.
[text] Don’t get sappy on me.
[text] Sweet dreams!
[text] What’s gonna happen if I don’t show up?
i took a pill in ibiza (seeb remix) — mike posner
SNAPCHAT; ____
calliope: this pizza is so good calliope: it’s literally the best pizza i’ve ever tasted calliope: can u tell? calliope: also im not a model the camera turned on by itself ;)
luca: no fair i want some
luca: sharing is caring
text → luca🐶
Serena: why is she not good enough 4 you
Serena: money first then we talk
Luca: i'm so confused do you want me to ask for your mom or not????
Luca: that's not good business
text → luca🐶
Serena: give me cash flow n i'll share whatever
Serena: within reason u can't have my mom or anything
Luca: Don't worry you can keep your mom
Luca: but imma hold you to that cause you never know when i'm gonna need a favor
“Yeah, that’s kinda how it works,” He said, offering an innocent smile. “If I had twenty dollars, I’d say sure. But I’m broke.” Nico shrugged, wishing he could actually convince Luca to try it before the curiosity eventually got the best of him, “I can’t be broke and have smelly eyebrows. What kinda image is that?”
Luca casually flipped Nico off and gave a light chuckle. His best friend always seemed to have a way out of things. “Alright, what if I paid you $20 to do it? At least then you wouldn’t be broke.” He hesitated, thinking about the fact that he was actually broke too. “Okay, maybe $10.”