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@lucareeves-blog
Text â Nico
Nico: oh man luca.... dang that's intense
Nico: i'm gonna tell you something that you're probably expecting and probably don't wanna hear, but you need to talk to her about it. even if it's awkward, it's not gonna get better if you don't??? you know?? if you don't feel right about it, then don't keep doing it, but don't just stop like nothing ever happened.. that's not fair to either of you, her sanity or yours. i mean, i've never been through something like this but im just saying what would probably make the most sense in the grand scheme of things. talking it out is the only way you're gonna manage to fix anything :/
Luca: i know but still
Luca: i don't wanna scare her away, i miss her.
Luca: i dealt with her leaving my life once, i don't wanna have to do it again
Text â Nico
Nico: yeah of course, what's up???
Luca: alright i'm just warning you here that you're about to get a potentially hella long message
Luca: so a while back during the beach bash, i was at a bar and casually chilling and drinking and everything and all of a sudden devon shows up and pulls me onto the dance floor and it's really awkward at first but we were both drunk and eventually it stopped being awkward and then next thing you know we're hooking up. but then we kind of ignored each other again after that. and then back at the bonfire she was dared to find the person she found most attractive and ended up kissing me and i lowkey kissed her back. then it was just us left and i kissed her and she kissed me back but things got awkward so we were just talking and ended up playing more truth or dare thinking it would ease the tension and next thing you know i'm taking her back to the apartment and we ended up fucking.
Luca: she spent the night but she left before i woke up so idk what to think of it. like i can't tell if she wants something more than a hookup or not and it'd be too weird to ask her and i feel kind of selfish keeping this up cause i think i still lowkey have a thing for her and everything's just a mess idk
Text â Nico
Luca: bro i need your advice on something
@nicocortez: @lucareeves remember when Edward was sparkling in twilight???? i wish my skin sparkled. i think you're right
@lucareeves: @nicocortez ehh, not for me. that would make taking pictures a bitch
@nicocortez: @lucareeves i wonder what the skin care regimen is like for the vampires
@lucareeves: @nicocortez maybe being undead is the price to pay for clear skin. move over, proactive.
@nicocortez: YALL remember how onions are apparently good for your eyebrows? well get this: GARLIC FOR YOUR PIMPLES
@lucareeves: @nicocortez a vampire's worst nightmare
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
originally from frommemetoyou
SEND ONE OF THESE TO MY INBOX:
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think Iâm a mermaid
[text] I know itâs 3am, but come over and cook for me.Â
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, itâs urgent.
[text] Are you sure thereâs no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and iâll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASNâT MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me youâre free today! Iâve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead⊠I just rolled off and tapped out.Â
[text] Like alphabetically, Iâd say a t?
[text]Â Iâm sorry if throwing up in the back of your dadâs car ruined our friendship :(
[text]Â there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. donât judge me.
[text]Â I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnât need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text]Â We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. Iâve never been so broken.
[text]Â Is âhead down ass upâ an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact Iâm not sure itâs legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isnât enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so Iâll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no donât leave me, whoâs going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] Iâve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now theyâre getting into it and itâs a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. Iâm either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] Itâs all fun and games till someone says youâre so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] Iâm in A&E but I donât really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think Iâm officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said itâs not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasnât trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] Heâs decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Donât talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise Iâll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Donât test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night⊠and after looking a second time, I donât think iâve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didnât let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because⊠it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental youâll just say Iâm lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my⊠everywhere
[text] Youâre my hero
[text] Youâre the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] Itâs not a good night if I donât end up crying into your motherâs lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, heâll marry me and youâll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] Iâm may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text]Â You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hairâŠ
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sisterâŠ
[text] It may or may not have been your brotherâŠ
[text] If youâre not coming over with food, donât come over at all
[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex againâŠ
[text]Â IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text]Â Letâs never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text]Â If you donât fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute weâre alone in your room, Iâm returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, Iâm sorry xox
[text]Â There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like youâre pretending I didnât bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a âcomfy place to sitâ
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really donât know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] Â I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a âletâs fuckâ way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of âlet me wash your hairâ way.
Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:
[text] I need you so bad right now
[text] They know.
[text] I know everything.
[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK
[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?
[text] Make sure youâre alone- I donât want anyone else seeing what Iâm about to sent you.
[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!
[text] We need to talk
[text] I donât want to talk about it
[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repairâŠ
[text] Delete my number
[text] Either way Iâm going to make you scream my name by the end of the night
[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all
[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone
[text] I th  unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)
[text] You free tomorrow?
[text] You left your shirt and Iâve been wearing it all day, so now itâs mine
[text] I donât think you understand just how big his dick is!!!
[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx
[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?
[text] Whatâs the dress code?
[text] Black, red w/ lace or  sheer white????
[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.
[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WERENâT EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING âINAPPROPRIATEâ
[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!
Text â Serena
Luca: So we're celebrating the most important day of days today right?
SNAPCHAT; ____
calliope: you want me to order you one? calliope: i got the pizza place on speed dial calliope: i donât know what sharing means
luca: hey i wonât say no to free pizza
Drop these in my inbox for any of my muses
[text] Are you stupid?
[text] Night, I love you.
[text] Weâll talk again tomorrow.
[text] Ha, thatâs not funny.
[text] Wanna hang out?
[text] Iâll be there in ten minutes.
[text] Open the door, Iâm here.
[text] SOS!!! Iâm in trouble!!
[text] Remind me, why are we still friends?
[text] Morning, sunshine!
[text] Where the hell are you???
[text] Canât stop thinking about you.
[text] I just came up with the most amazing idea.
[text] Are you still up? I canât sleep.
[text] Are you coming to the party tomorrow?
[text] Bailing on me again? You suck.
[text] Get me out of here.
[text] Donât get too drunk tonight.
[text] Itâs official, I hate you.
[text] Canât talk now, call me later. Whatâs going on?
[text] Whatâs with you and all the smiley faces?
[text] Have you finished your homework? I need a hand.
[text] Donât be late tomorrow.
[text] Missing you. Call me?
[text] Iâm sorry.
[text] I sense a heartfelt conversation coming up.
[text] Donât get sappy on me.
[text] Sweet dreams!
[text] Whatâs gonna happen if I donât show up?
i took a pill in ibiza (seeb remix) â mike posner
SNAPCHAT; ____
calliope: this pizza is so good calliope: itâs literally the best pizza iâve ever tasted calliope: can u tell? calliope: also im not a model the camera turned on by itself ;)
luca: no fair i want some
luca: sharing is caring
text â lucađ¶
Serena: why is she not good enough 4 you
Serena: money first then we talk
Luca: i'm so confused do you want me to ask for your mom or not????
Luca: that's not good business
text â lucađ¶
Serena: give me cash flow n i'll share whatever
Serena: within reason u can't have my mom or anything
Luca: Don't worry you can keep your mom
Luca: but imma hold you to that cause you never know when i'm gonna need a favor
âYeah, thatâs kinda how it works,â He said, offering an innocent smile. âIf I had twenty dollars, Iâd say sure. But Iâm broke.â Nico shrugged, wishing he could actually convince Luca to try it before the curiosity eventually got the best of him, âI canât be broke and have smelly eyebrows. What kinda image is that?âÂ
Luca casually flipped Nico off and gave a light chuckle. His best friend always seemed to have a way out of things. âAlright, what if I paid you $20 to do it? At least then you wouldnât be broke.â He hesitated, thinking about the fact that he was actually broke too. âOkay, maybe $10.â