hi! so, my name is [lucas]

he/him, gay?, 18, canadian/argentinian breaking my silence and finally using this site after years bc cringe is dead

[lucasisnotonfire]

what's up homos

pinterest: lume0808 STALK ME PLSSSSS

intro post!! if you're here to know what i look like, there's pictures at the end :p

first of all, free palestine, protect trans kids, don't use AI, don't buy fast fashion brands there is ALWAYS an alternative, stop fucking censoring everything omfg, and!! if you want to know my opinion on something specific!! just ask!!! i'm open about my opinions on everything <3

ALSO!!! i post horny shit on here all the time EXIT THE PREMISES if you don't want to see that. it will be explicit.

now that we're on the same page,

my name is lucas, and i don't really label my sexuality. mostly gay but shit happens

i'm 18

i live in canada, but i'm from argentina, and i speak english, french & spanish so if you prefer to talk to me in either of those languages go ahead :p

i fixate often and i fixate HARD, my current fixation is dnp but i get new ones every 4.5 minutes

i'm in all the basic fandoms. you name it, i've prob been in the trenches of its fandom. even the evil ones

my non-fandom fixations are also pretty basic: ancient egypt, the buobonic plague, i had a phase where i listened to the rotten mango true crime podcast religiously, marina abramović... man i'll obsess over anything, if u have any suggestions hmu :p

i read a lot, my current fav book is boy parts by eliza clark :] it's really fucked up you should 600% read it!!!! open to recs :D

oh yeah, i'm also a major theatre kid!! i loveee performing, and ofc i'm into every musical ever </3 what in the stereotype :[

mmmm i sound really sedentary from these interests, i should mention that i was on a swim team for 12 years and did ballet equally as long. bet u didn't expect that last thing. i also randomly did kickboxing for a year. i'm not that sedentary, i b roaming. i b exploring

my personality things are: i'm an ENTP, 8w7, and i'm a pisces!! guess my chb cabin. you won't be able to.

that's me when i'm cool, usually though i look like:

oh also!! i can knit and crochet pretty well, if u want anything, i can make it for free (as long as you buy materials and shipping), here r examples of things i've made:

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dan, broken and bloody, trying to crawl his way out of the trenches after being destroyed in the idgaf war over and over again because he can’t handle being assigned a trait: i’m NOT JEALOUS 🙅🏻‍♂️ i’m envious ☝🏻

[m3dikinet]

Cozy hotel time 💞💞💞

[lilbatsunglasses]

A little dialogue-less comic showcasing what Phil had to put up with before they finally just moved in together

[renisnotonfire]

I love that they're literally roleplaying falling in love in front of a camera and we still zoom in on Phil's phone case to take screenshots of Dan's pixelated photocard in there. This fandom will never stop looking for phan proof

[lucasisnotonfire]

You reblogged my post and I was talking about that on a discord server and I referred to you as “horny for Dan Howell icon lucasisnotonfire”. Just thought you might enjoy that

I WANNA BE ON THIS SERVER TF

[v1ncenthallberg]

@therealjacksepticeye mention!

[therealjacksepticeye]

He doesnt know what I want

[pixelguy47]

what.

[quercussy-the-sexy-oak-tree]

brb getting my pussy re-uphosltered

[phanibleinfluence]

so when will I meet the Dan to my Phil

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[scissorsisterdaniel]

*visibly shaking* d-do you th- do you think they h-had a s-s-situation-sh- *passes out*

[hinny-is-my-comfort-ship]

nsfw

sirius looooooves sending remus nudes like oh my god

and they're not even in a hidden folder (remus doesn't know how to do that) they just make up his entire camera roll

remus cannot open texts from sirius in front of ANYONE

he'll just thumbs up the picture whole time he's whimpering and jacking off

[nonbinary-phlesbian]

omg phil finally has found something to do with his hands in photos… put an arm around dan

[hivliving]

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

a) why is this tagged hamilton

b) what the fuck is going on

[ghostclvb]

there’s no place on the internet like tumblr

[sconesfortea]

Dan liking this comment, like 'yeah checks out'