oh man are you cereal?

18 • he/they spreading joy & whimsy everywhere I go

[49telecast]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[the-uncanny-dag]

Some of the ones I've accumulated

[wiltking]

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

[sycamorality]

now explain to me why you think "every moderator is a fat neckbeard who lives at home with his parents" jokes are funny

[sycamorality]

its almost as if explaining the joke makes it obvious how bigoted it is

[tboy-cock]

hey so trans men are being forcibly detransitioned in prisons in the hopes to preserve their fertility. and the president admitted this but it didnt even start under him its been happening. why arent we talking about this? why isnt this a discussion?

[tboy-cock]

hey man i dont think people pushing for competent reproductive care and awareness for pregnant trans men caused the government to forcibly detransition trans men in prisons i think its happening because the government hates trans men and views people with uteruses as incubators. like i dont think that has anything to do with it and frankly i think youre a piece of shit for saying this if im being honest

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[papasyapperia]

Screaming crying throwing up this is so exciting

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[something-truly-evil]

my friend said his flight transmasc

[the13thstar]

ARE WE READY GUYS???

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

[papasyapperia]

DAMN IT I GOT A NOTIFICATION AND IT MADE A WEIRD NOISE AND I GOT SO EXCITED UGH

[papasyapperia]

guys im scared the wait is killing me

[rustythefox]

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

[no-one-offical]

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[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

being late getting into a piece of media or joining a ‘dead’ fandom is not that bad actually cause even if it seems like the party is over there will always be people still celebrating and the decoration is still up and there’s a piece of cake reserved especially for you in the fridge you just have to come and enjoy it.

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[what-even-is-thiss]

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

ive been moving in silence, making big changes. doesnt matter what, that was me