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chateauofmymind

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

#yeah i have the disease that made victorian women faint under stress

paper-mario-wiki

seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it's okay to shapeshift into another person.

VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!

ellienamored

okay but what if im doing a bit. just so i can be like "oooo look at me i'm so-and-soooo" and make fun of them. if it's really funny. it wouldnt work without the shapeshifting i swear

paper-mario-wiki

people use this as an excuse way too often!!!!!!

for people with static bodies, you have to understand how personal their facade is to their identity, and how traumatizing it can be for them to be stolen from them, even as a "joke".

bardboys

genuinely cannot believe the attitude some shapeshifters here have towards static beings... like. you're mad at us for saying you shouldn't shift into someone without asking first?? be fucking for real right now. if you shift into a real person you literally take a piece of their consciousness in your own to be able to channel their visage. it's incredibly fucking disorienting to have a literal piece of you ripped away from your consciousness for g-d knows how long for someone else to play a silly prank (not to mention how fucking awful it is to have your visage used for something you would never do) and if too many people shift into you at once it can have incredibly damaging repercussions!! like literally ripping your soul from your body and killing your physical form. thats literally what happened to elvis. so many people started impersonating him and it fucking killed him. if any of the shifters on this site ever actually did any research on static people they would know this but they don't care because static pain is only a big funny joke to them 🙄

paper-mario-wiki

THANK YOU. i try not to speak for statties too often (im not sure if i can say that word but "static beings" is kind of a mouthful, plz lemme know if thats not ok), but so many people literally act like you didn't see the heartbreaking footage of Elvis pushing through his final show while his soul escaped his body!! as if it isn't compulsive in the American school system to watch that footage in grade 8!!!

and most people just FORGAVE john lennon for straight up SOLICITING SHIFTERS IN HIS AUDIENCE TO TAKE ON THE FORM OF ELVIS WHILE HE WAS ALSO PERFORMING A CONCERT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS HIM. i mean, he was shot about it eventually but nowadays people talk about him like he didnt basically kill a man live on stage.

it's fucking gross honestly and not enough people take this shit seriously.

ospreyonthemoon

Hey, quick question. What do you mean "or place"???

Are you like, shapeshifting into the titanic or something? The leaning tower of piza?

paper-mario-wiki

it's not my job to educate you.

lakemojave

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

iamoutofideas

no 🛩️

transmechanicus

anotha one🛩️

dykezuko

does watching someone play a videogame count as you playing it/experiencing it?

yes

Remaining time: 3 days 33 minutes

no nuance, rb if you want idk

#no it does not count as playing but it does count as experiencing it #those are different #'playing' to me implies specific personal inputs from the player #but you can say you watched it. like a movie #thats valid #lots of games are super hard or arent accessible for all sorts of reasons #i want to suggest!! to people who feel like they cant 'play' games #pls look into mods for your games to make them more accessible for you #there is likely gamers that have the same issues as you and want to fix it #read forums #i will help teach you how to mod myself it makes it so worth it #games Should come accessible out of the box but dont let it deter you from having a good time

scrupulosity-comics

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

scrupulosity-comics

pollsforadults

Do you listen to any "obscure" artists?

Yes (comment or leave in the tags?)

Voting ended onJun 3

taurus-official

Not leaving in the tags because they might be on here... Kiltro, Dom Fera, Shadow Academy, meka... Kerrin Connolly is obscure? Most obscure is probably Alora Farenweh (Whom I love)

#same as prev #got to introduce a friend of mine to dir en grey and opened the door to vkei for him #def not the most obscure vkei band ill say that lol #but obscure enough in the general populace it makes me seem Very Cool lol

sailorbrazil

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

saltoncity

im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

618.8

abortion

(side note: the website I find these classifications on assigns emojis to some of the numbers, and this one was given ⏏ "eject/remove media," which is hilarious)

evilnicegirl

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

charlataninred

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

64mpg

but what if i can will away the pain instead of taking pain meds (never works) (never has worked) (pointless)

qqchurch

#my husband tried to watch 'wolfwalkers' with me and it made me so uncomfortable and upset that i had to watch pan's labyrinth to feel better #watching 2 children that resembled girls that bullied me for years bond over a fundamental childhood experience i didnt get to have #while steeped in this background of religious dogma #i couldnt fucking do it i was so upset #pan's labyrinth however is a comfort movie that reminds me of my childhood and makes me feel safe

some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat

I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.