my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘
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my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘
how do you fucking recover
Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine
Ever seen a hedgehog stretch?
You’re Welcome! 🦔
If I ever don’t reblog this….
Me relaxing on a Saturday night.
audio of me watching this: “ohhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later
“ you’re so considerate!”
Haha thanks , I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns *
Today someone told me I’m nice and I literally said “thanks it’s the emotional trauma”
Just let people stay sober! Don’t tell them they’re boring! Don’t tell them they’re stuck up! Don’t tell them they’re immature! Don’t question their decision! Don’t pressure them to “just have one drink”! Don’t mock them! Just let people who want to stay sober stay sober!
And don’t ask why they choose to stay sober. Because it’s not your fucking business.
When you check your word count, and it’s only at 20 words:
tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea
you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship
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“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”
I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.
Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.
Emery Allen (via quotemadness)
#my two moods
Hercules (1997)
I would like to add some of my favorites.
Candace is a state of mind
Growing up I always thought Candace was an overdramatic version of what being a teenager was like but no. It was dead on and still applies today
The Art of Lying
#Pinnochio learned how to deal with his problem and he dealt with it well
me, seeing all of the positivity on the internet for Keanu Reeves: haha this is great
me, remembering that the internet likes to put people on pedestals, find a minor flaw about them from like 2010, and then proceed to tear them down: wait no
can someone make this a shirt because i wanna break the news to family members w/o being verbal
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