[gdbot]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[thedemonandpriest]

PSA: Don't fly your airplane over those jugglers. It'll take hours to scrape these things off

[helsex]

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone

[cottoncandylesbo]

what the fuck

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

[commandgoldfuckers]

[virgomoon]

you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that's it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that's it. you're miserable in your 20s and that's it. you just go forward

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[arsondotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[melonisopod]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[were--ralph]

Sometimes twitter be hitting

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[fromthedust]

Cyanometer - an instrument for measuring blueness, specifically the color intensity of blue sky - attributed to Horace-Bénédict de Saussure and Alexander von Humboldt

[digitaldiscipline]

you mothers fucker don’t need to make us scroll forty goddamn linear feet.

[thedankmemes]

[sustancy]

[deinonychian]

[sustancy]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Me on Saturday night…

[bedupolker]

Artists should be scared

[animusrox]

Suicide Squad (2016) dir. David Ayer Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig