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@lucille-hadeles
She wants a date - she will get a date
when i did actually get diagnosed with autism, i showed up to take the test and the room contained such a miserably dirty fishtank that i lectured the proctor about proper fish care for a good several minutes beforehand, and when i came back to get the results he proudly showed me how clean the fishtank was. i'm not even a fish person. it was just that dirty.
accidentally liked and reblogged a post with the "whump" tag. now more than half my feed is slop. fuck all of you and leave me alone, i am blocking this fuckass tag and tracking that post down to unlike it. im going to start killing if i am inconvenienced again. This is no hellsite until I am here. I am the one who will crush it. I will extinguish the flames of hell just to ignite my own.
Characters who hate who they once were. Characters who are disgusted by who they once were. Characters who absolutely despise who they once were.
Characters who miss who they once were. Characters who long for who they once were. Characters who would give anything to be who they once were again.
I am she
make chocolate chip cookies
all purpose flour
baking soda
salt
softened butter
granulated sugar
brown sugar
vanilla extract
egg
chocolate chips
gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one
FERRIC FERCIC FIEIRIFCI FRRIC FERRIC WHY ARE YOU FISH HOLDING IMAGE DATING PROFIAEL NOW FERRIC PWHY R N U FERRIC HOLDING FISH WHY
eh .... Umai ?! Uooooh.... Umai!
what AM i dawg :sob:
@ferricsailor the curse has been lifted now that you are no longer holding a fish. i must congratulate thee. apologies for this @, for even i must stoop this low. please continue with thine art, or something. kill me
ive been on tumblr for a while now, when are they going to throw me in the blender
god i hate censoring things. anyway here is this fucking hilarious discord conversation i had earlier.
also yes the image name is "you need more gold in your carapace". i have a feeling someone's gonna reblog this with like, their new phm eridian oc. idfk.
god i hate censoring things. anyway here is this fucking hilarious discord conversation i had earlier.
What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.
first degree burn on the thumb mildly straightened hair was it worth it? yes bratwurst: obtained failure: obtained
man FUCK my life, it is blistering and i wish i could just apply anaesthetic and tear this fucking thing apart. let it scab over, it would regrow faster and be less itchy compared to this. Skin Thing. I fucking hate blisters. I ran it under cold water, applied ice, etc. and it's STILL fucking up.
What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.
Love that Ryland Grace is the opposite of so many male protagonist "heroes" in media and yet he's still so incredibly brave, resilient, and strong. That flimsy little science teacher saves the day.
But he also,
Throws fits when things don't go his way. Not a "I'm a bad bitch" destroying everything-type fit, but tossing a trash can, breaking a screen-type fit.
Cries. A lot.
Pleads. He begs.
Doesn't answer the call to action.
Shows weakness. Being a coward and being fearful are two things he defines himself with.
Doesn't end up with the girl. In fact, that girl isn't even interested and he isn't, either.
Cherishes friendship over a romantic plot or something stereotypically brave like, "I'm going to save Rocky so I can save his world." No, he wants to save his friend, first and foremost.
Squeaks. He squeals. He screams, loudly and very high pitched. He whines. He complains. He physically struggles to open a jar. He's clumsy as hell. He makes some of the least graceful noises one can make.
Is not afraid to be the primitive species lowkey.
I love him and everything he stands for as a male protagonist. Men need to know that they can be just like Ryland Grace and still be just as much of a hero and a man.
Ryland Grace is and always will be cooler and more manly than any transphobe I have seen online or IRL.
if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that
Bees are lowk chill if you DON'T panic. Fr just stay calm and they wont do nothing to you
YES!
EXACTLY!
True. BUT! One hot ass day, I was walking to school. Damn years ago. I saw a bee fly next to my arm. It was buzzing EXTREMELY loudly. I watched it fucking extend its stinger and approach my arm, so I just SPRINTED. Like, TOO much adrenaline. Nearly passed out after the adrenaline stopped. My legs hurt. Weird ass experience I still remember. I'm irrationally scared of bugs.
every day i am reminded that medal clips of ultrakill are not in the supported format for tumblr. fuck lets take a gamble!!!! https://medal.tv/games/ultrakill/clips/n6TIfIIoglJVOFzf0?invite=cr-MSwyM3MsNTQ4NzI3NTI4