the JESTER

they/it. fanfic writer, artist & professional screw-up. commissions open! average slimecicle enjoyer😼🙏 and very sexy. and very aroace.

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[caretaker4u-deactivated20240222]

i am transgender (ftm) and gay. and proud asf abt it.

[the-haiku-bot]

i am transgender

(ftm) and gay. and proud

asf abt it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

[lalalalupia]

MY IPAD DIED WHILE WORKING ON THIS. ACE FISH READ HIS GRANDPA’sSex book.the binging.

[zuko-always-lies]

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[dahlia-molinas]

it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD

[valtsv]

just learned that high levels of iron oxides can turn water red and create lakes of "blood"

[valtsv]

WOUNDED EARTH WOUNDED EARTH WOUNDED EARTH

[valtsv]

dumping several hundred tons of iron oxides into the nile to prove a point

[deeeceesoo]

i love you charlie slimecicle oh my goodness

[somegurl8]

Of course they have blue hair and pronouns

(Art belongs to @/Floating_Megane)

[gilded-gheists]

pertition to give Xiv the last name Chao as that was their original name in the start of the game. It also sounds like how Ciao is pronounced. Like they're saying goodbye to the original meaning of the name :}

Alongside this: Pertition to give the party/video gang a group name as well so we can tag them properly away from the BG3 tags-

My Current ideas being: Slimegate, Wormrave (see:ending credits)

nyea. I love them your honour they need proper tagging system methinks.

[moxymaxing-deactivated20251025]

Silly

[fatedpathhs]

BALDURS GATE SLIMECICLE SPOILERS.

Okay look, Rai, right? Looking for the fruits of knowledge, willing to do ANYTHING to find information on his family. Knowledge, in some way is POWER. The themes of power in just this little thing in general is explodes.

Rai turns on the others because of a promise of this knowledge on his family, a promise of power, being told that the only way he can truly get it is by killing the other three. Rai does not want to, but he’s doing what he has to to get what he truly wants.

NOW XIV. XIV is a Walking theypunzel of power, their father using different “batteries” consisting of ACTUAL PEOPLE to fuel his power, right? Sucking the life from people, for power. XIV was almost a victim of this, as shown about an hour into the video, where their backstory was explained. XIV was almost killed/used for power. And XIV TRUSTED THEIR FATHER. XIV DID.

SEE HOW THESE RELATE??? It must’ve hit hard for XIV, and the rest too, to see someone they’ve trusted corrupted due to power. The HOPE Tal had that maybe Rai was back after the crystal shattered, the WORRY Klip had when casually asking why the flippity flipper Rai was so engulfed in the book.

BLEGGGHHH they all make me insane and I love them so much and gosh!

[razberrypuck]

DEFINITELY slimecicle bg3 spoilers so putting it under the cut just in case <3

hey btw xiv being nothing more than a number to their father is gonna fuck me up forever and ever. that flashback sequence FUCKED me up. their father holding their little hand, the only thing even slightly breaking his massive, intimidating silhouette. their father knelt down before them, one of his hands rested on their shoulder so gently, showing them his magic and cradling that magical flame so close to his heart. how carefully he cupped xiv's hands in his own, when they first attempted to recreate that flame he'd shown them. how despite all of that, they would become nothing more than a spell battery. he hadn't even bothered to give them a proper name. just a reminder of what they were to him.

the fact that he pretended to care, even if only when they were young, somehow makes it even more fucked up. and the fact that xiv would still listen to him if he showed his face again (seeing as the emperor disguised himself As Their Father to gain their trust). auaudhehg. all I do is be emotional over slimecicle characters.

[wingedjarchivist]

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[rutabug]

[ID: a looping pixel-art gif of Juanaflippa, an egg with green legs, yellow glasses, and a ribbon, running across light green grass, with a blue sky and clouds in the background. /end ID] Where is she going !!!

[owldude]

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

[owldude]

what the fuck

[chicinlicin]

it’s time to trace~!

heads up. the charts in the middle are very rough guides. everything about copying is super grey, you need to use your own judgement…also I have more notes

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[xidyl]

Honestly there’s such an unnecessary stigma with tracing, regardless of the context. I used to trace all the time to better understand anatomy, and I still do!

[guiltyidealist]

Right? It’s literally the best way to develop an understanding of anatomical shapes, proportions, angles, movements, and limits