Fuck Count Lucio

if you couldn't tell from, well, everything... not Lucio friendly

[queer-as-city-folk]

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

[lucio-slander-only]

Or, and hear me out, you just take the grocery cart back with you. It’s yours now. Bam you have a cart for every store you go to.

[lucio-slander-only]

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[geosabor]

[lucio-slander-only]

there are two kinds of people. people who are good at airport and people who are good at grocery store. And I don’t think it’s a venn diagram

[hollywoodsdeadyeah]

[radicalgalaxxy]

This was Josephine Witt in Germany, 2013; she was protesting the Catholic church’s anti abortion ideology. I am absolutely obsessed with this image.

[indestinatus]

isn't it great that ziva told tony about her sister tali the first day they met and then spent 3 years keeping their daughter tali hidden from him

[lucio-slander-only]

I could talk about how this is actually such a fantastic window into who she is as a character (and a person) and how she functions within the work of NCIS as a whole but I’ll spare y’all the AP lit essay

[eos70]

Okay so I know in Stardew, the forgone conclusion is that if you pay Co-op, your characters are like friends and bring the homies to be their farmhands.

I propose the hilarious alternative that you just bring a gaggle of your favorite coworkers out to the countryside to run a farm and live their best life.

[certifieddragonenjoyer]

Asra's a better person then I am because if I spent years working to resurrect my longtime friend I was in love with more then life itself, spent three more years trying to fix them after the necromancy fucked up their mind, and then left for like a few weeks and came home to find they've started fucking specifically my ex who I used as a rebound after they died I think I'd actually level the city

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[lucio-slander-only]

IM CRYING OMFG

[ayliastel]

you know a piece of media (or a character or a ship) has really set its hooks deep into you when the mention of its name or just the thought of it makes you nauseous

[lucio-slander-only]

the concept of like. wanting someone when you’re exhausted is just, it’s rly intimate to me. wanting someone when you’re tired, wanting someone when you’re having the fucking WORST day ever, wanting someone when the world is likely going to end. there’s a unique kind of intimacy in that.

[heartavenue]

In honor of lesbian visibility day I think all lesbian shifters should shift and be with their s/os! The rest of you....um....support the lesbians!!!

[ayliastel]

No one haunts the narrative like NCIS women

[lucio-slander-only]

actually do not talk to me about Ziva David.

[br41nr0t-101]

hello tumblr.. i bring fanart of a dead fandom

I miss the arcana

[lucio-slander-only]

BRING IT BACKKKKK

[lucio-slander-only]

I never watched avatar the last air bender because by the time I clocked it for what it was I was also aware enough to realize I would become deeply and unhealthily obsessed. I cannot become who I was when Voltron and the arcana were still making new content.

now I keep seeing edits of the characters as adults on my fyp. and all I have to say is.

why is zuko voiced by Keith’s VA.

[lucio-slander-only]

the arcana on my fyp??? recession indicator.

[lucio-slander-only]

the arcana will always haunt my narrative