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this is a sideblog (as stated in the name of it, ma brother, wer lesen kann, ist klar im Vorteil), my main is @someonewhoisdesperate (for some of my bullshit)
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Diavolo: Dear, can we talk? *holding his credit card*
MC: Y-Yes?
Diavolo: I was charged 35 grimm on my credit card.
MC: ...
MC: Sorry. I'll pay it back.
Diavolo: No, dear— *sigh*
Diavolo: *walks up to them and kneels* *holding their hand*
Diavolo: I want you to spoil yourself. Why are you not doing that?
MC: But I'm already spoiling myself, Dia—
Diavolo: Have you touched your allowance?
MC: ...
Diavolo: *smiles* *kisses their hand*
Diavolo: I want to spoil you rotten.
Diavolo: So please, let me shower you with everything I have.
MC: ...
MC: *smiles* Yes.
He’s gonna regret that when I come home with every cat and cat related product I come across.
MC: How do angels reproduce?
Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-
Lucifer: Mitosis
MC:
Simeon:
Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis
Lucifer: It's pride month, MC. You know what that means.
MC: Huh
MC: do you want me to like
MC: make gay pacts with y'all
MC: what
Sitting in front of Lucifer on your bed, you comb your fingers through his hair. His eyes are half closed in a rare moment of vulnerability. He mumbles something about your fingertips feeling nice.
You softly tug on the longer part of Lucifer’s bangs and pin it back using a butterfly clip you plucked from your pocket. Humoring you, Lucifer tilts his head, so it’s easier for you to readjust the clip.
“You’re adorable,” you say, admiring your work.
An unrecognizable look clouds Lucifer’s eyes. It’s not a negative expression, but it reads somewhat as cocky. Almost like he thinks what you said is funny, but in a demeaning way. “Adorable…that’s not a word most people would use to describe me.”
You add a cute heart barrette to the other side of Lucifer’s hair. He lets you. “Aww, do you not like it?” you tease.
“I do not.”
“Really?” you ask, taking out a sticker of a daisy from your pocket.
As you peel off the back, Lucifer turns his cheek toward you. “Really,” he says. You stick the sticker on and press it down with your thumb.
You take out a ponytail holder. “Really really?”
Lucifer has the audacity to huff amusedly through his nose all the while turning his head to let you grab a small chunk of Lucifer’s hair. You tie a cute little ponytail on the top of his head.
“Yes, really really,” Lucifer says with only a tiny hint of annoyance.
You pull out a ribbon from your pocket and don’t even say anything when Lucifer immediately lowers his head.
just a sudden shitpost :D
Lucifer: *walking into the living room*
MC: There he is! My favourite old man!
Lucifer: *sighing in defeat* Yes yes your favourite old man
Weirdest looking insect, in your opinion?
Hmmm this fly here probably. Gimme a sec, I'll take care of it.
MC: Lucifer.. my love.. I need my legs back. I still have paperwork to do for student council—
LUCIFER, drunk af, hugging MC's legs while laying down with them: meow
MC: Lucifer I know I said the most acceptable excuse to cancel any plans you have is because a cat fell asleep on top of you,
MC: But you're physically still a drunk demon older than fucking dinosaurs so it's not going to work
LUCIFER more aggressively: meow
[AU] Classifying the Obey me! characters as cats🐱 or dogs🐶:
(Since I have 3 dogs and 4 cats right now. Yep! I love pets!)
Dogs 🐶
Lucifer (a very scary dog, almost like a domesticated wolf or maybe a Doberman. Loyal af, but you needed to gain his trust first; it's the leader of the pack).
Leviathan (small or medium-sized dog, barks a lot but is a nervous dog. Loves when you play with him. Maybe a Cairn Terrier).
Asmodeus (very cute and loyal, always wants attention. Adores it when you dress him up and take pictures of him, it's almost as if he was modeling for you. Obviously a Poodle or a Pomerania).
Beelzebub (a big dog, very loving, always looks after the other pets. Unfortunately, he eats a lot! Prepare to spend lots of money on dog food! Maybe a Leonberger, a Bernese Mountain Dog, or even a Chow Chow).
Diavolo (a Golden Retriever, I don't need to explain myself, come on!).
Luke (do I even need to explain myself on this one, too? A chihuahua!).
Cats 🐱
Mammon (he's a typical cat, sometimes hisses at you for no apparent reason, but most of the time is super loving; snuggles and cuddles A LOT! Likes to play with you, and actually follows you while meowing for attention (either wants pets or play). Probably has separation anxiety).
Satan (duh! - super smart!, very independent, acts like he doesn't care about you or his brothers (especially dog Lucifer), but he's actually totally smitten with you because he always follows you around the house in silence + occasionally follows his brothers too. Always slaps dog Lucifer, then runs somewhere high).
Belphie (like most cats, sleeps all day. He is a spoiled little shit..., but he's our spoiled little shit. He has thrown stuff (especially expensive or fragile) to the floor to see what happens, then looks at you like: "so what?". Also slaps dog Lucifer but prefers to hide in small places afterwards).
Simeon (he's quite relaxed, likes snuggles a lot, just respect his boundaries. It's the type of cat that you can hug, pick up, kiss, etc.; he loves it).
Barbados (he used to be a feral cat until he met you, your dog Diavolo helped him to socialize. He likes his space, which you respect. Quietly comes at night and cuddles at your feet).
Solomon (super smart, quite social, but very mysterious; always finds a way to escape home and comes back demanding food and pets. How does he escape if your house/garden is pet proof? Nobody knows!).
Edit: added Beel, who I totally forgot. Don't worry, I'll make myself pay for this outrage by... being a young POC woman in late capitalism & patriarchal society. Also, I edited grammar errors + added some more shit my pets do and fit some of them.
[Disclaimer: The characters depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. The text here was made by me, meaning it's fan-made. | GN!Reader | English is not my first language, so there might be errors].
MC: God give me patience.
Simeon: I think you mean "God give me strength".
MC, looking at the demon brothers: If God gave me strength everyone would be dead.
People really think Lucifer is some cold villainous evil man when he's canonically gushed over Mammon calling him Dad once, gotten so embarassed over making Diavolo bad cookies he blushes at the mere mention of them, and gotten so enraptured in a novel he cried.
He can be a menace but he's also a mess, never forget.
Mc: (bleeding) Cerberus was in a bitey mood again
Lucifer: (getting the first aid kit) how many times to I have to say this?
Lucifer: don't allow Cerberus to bite you!
Mc: but he's just a little guy in a silly little mood
Lucifer: Mc... Cerberus could eat you in one bite
Mc: that's not true! he throughly chews his food
Lucifer: wrong point Mc...
«нσω αм ι ѕανє∂ αѕ ιи уσυя ρнσиє»
Summary: asking them how do they have you saved on their phone.
Tags: Fluff, crack, cuss words, a little suggestive and Belphegor.
Lucifer:
Mammon:
Leviathan:
Psst, he saved you as: Ssssssoulmate (snake pun)
Satan:
Asmodeus:
Beelzebub:
Belphegor:
── imagine lucifer putting you in all sorts of sinful positions during sex as punishment for being ashamed when it comes to exposing your naked body to him—he didn’t like the way you clamped your legs together when he was going down on you, nor the way you crossed your arms over your bare chest. such feeble attempts at hiding your most beautiful parts from him. pathetic. so now lucifer has your legs up in the air, palms pressed against the back of your thighs to part you as he eats you out. it’s so lewd. the way he has you open like this is embarrassing—it also doesn’t help how loud he’s eating you out. wet squelches mixed with his deep groans. how naughty. you can forget about attempting to close them together because lucifer’s grip is unyielding. he doesn’t forget to pin your wrists above your head with one hand while he plays with your breasts—one mound in his mouth, and the other stimulated by his free hand. but this is nothing compared to when lucifer decides to use his favourite toys on you—the leg spreader bar, and metal cuffs. that way, you’ll be completely at his mercy, the parts that you’ve tried to hide before are out in the open for him—to see, and touch for as long as he pleases because with him, there’s nothing you can hide no matter how much you try.
I should be asleep but...
Asmo with Asmo shaped nipples
Oh please, his Asmo shaped nipples probably have Asmo shaped nipples too
