[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

[autoportraitt]

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[bastille]

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

[drhanniballecter]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

[squidyword]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Darth Vader could fall asleep at an evil empire meeting and nobody would be able to tell the difference

[scratch-your-name-upon-my-lips]

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[poyle]

when your young padawan makes a good call

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[xetl]

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[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

Modern day romance

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