D I C K S Q U A D

i have an advice blog you can access it from the drop down menu. also the mituna link is porn.

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[lucklesslady]

twitter is lucklesslady

[fun-o-physics]

[infernalhera]

[cerastes]

Tumblr enforces new execution policy for horny on main, 2018, colorized.

[lucklesslady]

This is fucking ridiculous, the adult content ban. This whole gd time they knew. They knew!!!! Well time to jump on twitter

[swindlefingrs]

You:

Me, an intellectual:

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

*grabs megaphone* The events of Die Hard take place during Christmas whereas the events of Frozen take place during the summer. Ergo Die Hard is more of a Christmas movie than Frozen. This has been a PSA.

[pokettoby]

[tacticalgrandma]

Jewish Overwatch Characters as tacky Hannukkah sweaters:

Soldier: 76:

Lúcio:

Brigitte:

Zarya:

Mei:

Widowmaker:

Sombra:

Mercy:

McCree:

[corsolanite]

[vgperson]

I Proposed To My Girlfriend, But She'd Been Replaced

A 2ch thread from December 2011 about… um… Well, about confusion, we’ll say.

Keep reading

[dream-cassette]

jfc

[moontouched-moogle]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[officialearthbound]

[sgtcalhouns]

ryan lang shared some of his couples’ portrait concepts for felix and calhoun on twitter and i just gained an extra ten years on my life

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

How the hell can zenyatta ever get a cinematic when two of his main abilities don’t even fucking exist

[zenyatta-deactivated20190524]

zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death

[sergle]

another relaxed one

[mjalti]

emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

[mildlyartisticsuperdetective]

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

[glumshoe]

My body is shaking with a deep and profound envy. This is the single greatest garment to ever grace my eyes.