Get off ♏y 8log.

If you touch me I will cut your dick off. This is what a stripper's 8log looks like.

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[estufar]

[bitchvirgo]

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

[codenamepyrope-deactivated20150]

luckyspider

“I may have a few thousand lyin’ around.. Name your price, lovely.”

[luckyspider]

I’m trying to resist the urge to say 8k just on principle, 8ut I’ll lower it for you, sugar. How ‘8out 3k? I’ll throw in a few other treats 8esides just a warm lap.

[codenamepyrope-deactivated20150]

“Then I’ll send my coords ASAP. I’ve got the money ready to go, as well.”

He sent over the file that held his coordinates. Dear lord he was far away compared to her, but, it didn’t matter. He leaned back on the couch, keeping an eye on the transportalizer, actually kind of excited.

[luckyspider]

You receive the coords and take a few minutes to change out of your oversized sweat pants and tank top. You go for something a little classier, a short sundress in blues and yellows with pleasing geometric patterns. The bra is unnecessary due to your small chest but you do swing for the panties, a cute little number with bows on the side. You’re not sure what possessed you to go for cutesy today, but you’re rocking it regardless. You finish with tying your hair back in a yellow ribbon and you send yourself off.

When you arrive you step off the pad in this stranger’s home and look around. He’s sitting back on the couch, waiting for your arrival. You immediately turn on the charm and sashay towards him, dress swirling about your thighs as you walk. You make no introductions, you just slip into his lap, arms around his neck with a big smile.

“So, I hear your lap is cold?”

[codenamepyrope-deactivated20150]

He’d rest his hands on her hips the second she slides into his lap, a broad smile on his face from the moment she came in. He was quietly purring, and the full throb of his length pressed in against her down below. He was plenty warm from the feel of it, but adding her to the equation made it all so much better.

He’d slowly run his hands along her hips, and part of her thighs, looking up at her after a few moments to speak up.

“With you here, I’m plenty warm now..”

[luckyspider]

You give him a coy, knowing look. How eager he is! You can feel him straining against the fabric separating the two of you. Surely it won't be long before that fabric is discarded. You'll show him how hot things can get!

Your skirt rides up your thighs as his hands travel. You shift in his lap, pressing down against his trapped length with a little perfectly innocent butt wiggle thrown in to make yourself comfortable.

"You feel pretty warm already! You sure you need me?

[luckyspider]

Vriska: Make dicks with Karkat.

[luckyspider]

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[luckyspider]

Your voice is a bit breathy and it's hard to keep the eagerness out of your words. The desperate roll of your hips is enough to convey your need, though. You ache with it, wishing he'd just hurry up and fuck you already. Gods, what is taking so long? Haven't you waited on enough? What happened to these promises of all the different ways he'd take you?

[sexedplus]

[polynotes]

Coming Out - Full Set - FOLLOW for more!

[luckyspider]

Because I would feel a bit uncomfortable sending that off anon?

Well, how a8out I promise to keep it a secret?If not, I get it, anon. Kinda nice having a secret admirer. ::::)

[perfectlynormalperson]

If Nicki Minaj voices Sugilite...

And Sugilite is actually a fusion between three different gems… (Amethyst, Sapphire, & Ruby)

Does that make Sugilite a Minaj a Trois?

[nouge-works]

best joke in the fandom

[luckyspider]

I masturbate to you.

Of course you do. :::;) 8ut why 8e on anon?

[luckyspider]

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[luckyspider]

Come on, I know some of you out there mastur88 to me. It's only natural.

[makethemlisten]

Put "I mean..." in my inbox if your muse has masturbated thinking about my muse.

Put “I mean…KIND OF” if it was on more than one occasion.

[beardedwolfbabies]

EVERYONE LISTEN UP!

WHEN YOU KISS A PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME

MAKE IT SWEET

DONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE IN THEIR MOUTH

UNLESS ITS SUPER HOT AND HEAVY AND I GUESS THATS OKAY

BUT IF YOU’RE SITTING IN THE GRASS

BY A FOUNTAIN

ON A BEAUTIFUL FLORIDA DAY

AND THE WIND IS BLOWING

AND EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT I GUESS

DONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE DOWN THE OTHER PERSON’S THROAT

STOP 

[lost-mans-poetry]

So did you have an interesting day?

[luckyspider]

Vriska: Make dicks with Karkat.

[luckyspider]

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[crankycrabisdone]

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[luckyspider]

"I'm not the only one who needs this, don't kid yourself."

You wrap your legs around his waist and rock against him teasingly, your over sensitive bulge streaking his stomach with blue.

[miko-kagome-higurashi]

For every ➹ I get, I'll put up my muse's current thought about yours.

[adriankarl]

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

[sweet-bitsy]

This emoticon only gets funnier when you expand the face

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