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20, Welder, Chef, Butcher.

[purplequay]

its fun to draw cats when you dont know cat anatomy 

[halfabouros]

They look normal to me

[kwason]

cats don’t know what anatomy is either

[whitepeopletwitter]

[camploah]

““If I could take all my parts with me when I go somewhere, and not have to to say to one of them, ‘No, you stay home tonight, you won’t be welcome,’ because I’m going to an all-white party where I can be gay, but not Black. Or I’m going to a Black poetry reading, and half the poets are anti-homosexual or thousands of situations where something of what I am cannot come with me. The day all the different parts of me can come along, we would have what I would call a revolution.”

— Pat Parker

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

[dragonkyng]

[meddlsome]

what is wrong with americans

[geusejuice]

Lydia: The guests are all here and nothing is ready. We don’t have a ring, the cake says Delia and Charblz, and the smoke machine isn’t working. 

Beetlejuice: I could crouch by the alter and vape?

Lydia: You are a stone cold atrocity

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

good news everybody

[soandsuch]

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

[putinyoudown]

the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[thinkxlovexloud-deactivated2020]

Chris Evans in the new Hyundai commercial (January 2020)

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

BEING FROM BOSTON AND HEARING THIS LITERALLY OBLITERATED ME

[christinedieae]

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[manbiteshog]

i actually have no clue how to use twitter. like technically i know how to use twitter but culturally i don't get it

[pseudomantis]

[transgirl-link]

I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck

[spiroandthelacktones]

I found out I was trans when I tried to drink this and my hand clipped through It

[eggzaki]

in my old age i have forgotten the words to like a g6

[marimo-o]

I was terrified for a moment but then felt relief wash over me as “like a g6” began playing in my head, I don’t know why I was so emotionally invested

[cutekittengif]

[mojoflower]

I am enchanted.

[theashleyclements]

This is it. This is the best cat video of them all.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[unabating-deactivated20190408]

Holy shit how much does that cat weigh