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RIP AND TEAR as a family activity
lets have stat spreads with mama
i watched the livestream of trump signing executive orders and answering questions from the press. here are some of the big ones + other things mentioned today:
trump declared a national emergency at the southern border + is getting the US military more involved in stopping "invasions including mass migration"
no one can declare asylum in the US
all existing appointments for people wanting to legally become US citizens are canceled
birthright citizenship (aka the 14th amendment) is now gone
ICE sweeps beginning "soon," not specifying when (though there are rumors it's starting tomorrow in sanctuary cities such as chicago)
mexican cartels are now designated "foreign terrorist organizations" and trump is not opposed to US troops entering mexico to eliminate them
he restored the death penalty for "crimes committed by illegal aliens"
biden had signed an executive order attempting to stop cops from using chokeholds or doing no-knock warrants. trump just revoked that order
25% tariffs on canada and mexico begin on feb 1 2025 — expect a lot of produce imported from mexico to get more expensive soon
tariffs on china will begin soon, not specified when
trump said he intends to take back the panama canal, did not specify when or how
january 6 insurrectionists are to be immediately released/pardoned
he pardoned the leader of the proud boys
tiktok has a 90 day extension, during which the US gov will try to buy 50% of tiktok. trump said he no longer cares that china is "spying on our young people," but he wants to buy half of tiktok so the US government "can police it a little bit, or a lot." if tiktok will not sell, it will be banned in the US again.
he claims the people of greenland want to become part of the US
he says the gulf of mexico is now to be called the "gulf of america" + denali is now to be called "mount mckinley"
alaska is to be mined and become the US' main source for fossil fuels
the green new deal and "electric vehicle" (green energy) mandates are over
the US has withdrawn from the paris climate agreement
the US has withdrawn from the world health organization
reproductiverights.gov is already gone
the US now "only recognizes two genders, male and female"
trans women prisoners are to be housed in male prisons; gender affirming care for prisoners is gone
self-identification for gender on passports, government IDs, and social security cards is gone
all federal employees are required to work in the office five days a week, no more working from home
trump said the US is going to "pursue our manifest destiny into the stars" and plant a US flag on mars
sources on what executive orders were signed: one two three
and lastly, some things that happened during the inauguration:
the pastor who blessed the inauguration during the swearing in ceremony has already announced a new meme coin/cryptocurrency
trump did not put his hand on the bible + there are rumors the pope is going to say trump is the antichrist
the wealthiest people on the planet — the CEOs of twitter/tesla, amazon, google, meta, and even the CEO of tiktok — who own almost all communication platforms used by westerners — stood directly behind trump as he was sworn in
elon musk, the wealthiest person alive, who has been given his own vaguely-defined US government agency, did a nazi salute on stage at the presidential podium. neo-nazis are already celebrating
lord the peasants are so loud today
pheasants. PHeasants. The birds
Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?
they missed ?! 🙁
conspiracy theory: his ear just did that
this is the most disappointed ive ever been in my entire life. usa hopeless country. cant even have a messy splatter headshot political assassination on live tv. weak. pathetic. ugly.
the conventions tomorrow we can still clutch this. somebody better bring out a fucking doohickey. some fallout 4 assault rifle type ustroystvo. scanners
Barbie (2023) + tweets
tumblr tuesday: this barbie is a tuesday
We're all in Barbie fever, and you're all doing what you do best when you're excited about something—enriching everyone's enclosures. Sublime!
@landrylovesmatcha:
@jiianie:
@koreemii:
@reprehensible-ghost:
@jaohannart:
@deominrei:
@ferdilustra:
@balonioni:
@thepencilgirlsv:
@snarkspawn:
@nickeldoodle:
@thapunqueen:
@mayopocket:
@dr-paint:
@a-curious-squirrel:
@jeniferprince:
@cheesy-cryptid:
@fluffylittleguy:
And, as ever, there's more where that came from here.
Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):
“They have a cave troll.”
preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited
It's so cool here
i learned a lot there i think
i think we should start photoshopping mcu movies at the exact moment that Miguel O’Hara should have arrived to shred them alive with his bare claws
people in the notes saying they dont know who this old man is i am so seething jealous of you. I wish i didnt know who joe biden was.
no its joe biden and hes gonna fight miguel with his biden blast
OH SHIT LOOK OUT
Huzzah!
art dump for my spidersona/oc, Spider Fool! They're from Earth in the year 1200 or something idk
I know that most people seem to use the infinite scroll on their tumblr dashboard, and I believe that's the only option on mobile, however, I like to use page view, which gives me one dumb quirk that I like to exploit
Page view's url gives me this, and the post id correlates to a time stamp. When I go to the next page, the number goes down, and it shows me the next 10 or so posts.
Click on the 3 dots and you can see the time stamp of when it was reblogged/posted
However, if I change the numbers in the url
I can go back in time
And the lower the number, the farther I go
Even back to the dark ages