[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ratimus-prime]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

[putting-swears-back-in-images]

je suis putting your fucking swears back bitch

[animals-riding-animals]

bird riding rhinoceros

[rcmclachlan]

Oh rhinoceros we’re really in it now

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[trulyunwaveringphase]

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

[roach-works]

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[lambylin]

don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell

[lambylin]

my vision btw

[lambylin]

HEY

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[icy-spicy]

[unsolids-your-snake]

I love this energy

[mephistopheles]

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

[mephistopheles]

500 MILES?!?!?!

[catasters]

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[eater-of-the-sand]

can you please make one for Ireland

[sirompp]

yeah okay

[jellyfish-grave]

[ceruleanheaven]

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[geekysteven]

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

[emmalostinwonderland]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

[arospec-bard]