Ow.

two braincells fighting for 3rd place

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Would you guys mind if I discussed messmer's nipples in detail?

No? Too late.

I've seen a concerning amount of art around that despicts Messmer, the impaler having nipples, so I would like to state for the crowds, knowingly crushing many dreams.

The snakes are coming out of his chest, the snakes stole his nipples. The closest thing he has to nipples are the snakes, snake nipples if you will.

"But- but he might have one nipple, the higher snake misses it" you are sorely mistaken, I am so sorry, but if you carefully around the area where his snake protrude... its too disfigured to have developed a nipple as you or I would consider it. I take no joy in presenting this information, as I myself am also mourning the loss of Messmer's nipples. If I may share a little about myself, I will speak on my experiences with messmer's nipples, or lack there of.

A year or so back, I was drawing messmer in a virgin destroyer sweater on a stripper pole(the stripper pole was his spear)... and I was about to draw golden snake nipple piercing on him... however, I checked, and cursed myself with this knowledge. I was so heart broken that I never finished the piece.

Below I have attached some images of messmer's in game model, so that you may look upon it and weap as I do.

However, there is a slight light at the end of the tunnel, you can view this abominable case of snake nipple theft instead as snake top surgery, and headcannon him as a Trans man. Which, while not my particular headcannon, is a completely valid take. Perhaps his insane scoliosis could even be caused by the effects of extended binder use before the snakes(if you believe in a time before snakes, which I don't, but I enjoy having ideas)

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

I might be baby girling a man or several, you'll never know which one it'll be

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Every time I come back to this HELLPIT I see ya'll's fuckass white kaidan and I cri

STAWPPPP WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM SOME UGLY WHITE GUY

WHY ARE WE DOWNGRADING JUST TO BE RACIST STOP IT YOU FREAKS

^ THIS IS AN OPTION, THE OPTION EVEN LOCK THE FUCK IN OR LOG THE FUCK AWFF

LOOK AT HIM HES BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HIM HES SO PRETTYYY A THOUSAND KISSES TO HIM

And then I LOOK AT YALLS GAMES AND HES SUDDENLY SOME PASTY WHITE GUY YOU'D SEE IN A FUCKING WALLMART

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL!??? HAVE YOU TAKEN LEAVE OF YOUR SENSES!? WHERE IS YOUR SELF RESPECT!?

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

doodled Kaidan while waiting for my textures to install

(some old kaidan art I don't think I ever posted under the cut ;; )

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

*shakes food bowl* Come hither Kaidan simps

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Heres some Kaidan's art for you poor poor starving kaidan enjoyers

[maskteeth]

[autisticadvocacy]

July is Disability Pride Month! Happy Disability Pride Month from all of us at ASAN!

[triumph-of-adaptation]

Liberal Jane ‘24

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

I need that gangly man so fucking much Im crazy, my scoliosis princess, my petite angel my scarlet harlot I could fix him, I could make him worse he could fix me hes so so pretty, even if the snakes took his nipples his sad eye and mommy issues have seduced me i need to bite him and chew on his arm like polly pocket clothes I need to hang off of his arm as she tries to shake me off like a batshit crazy fish jsshhagdhsvdg grrrrr grrr rahhhh grrr gevjsvshscdg

[what-if-a-dog]

Y'all.

[goatgoesmbe-deactivated20250814]

Fuck the military irl, fuck military men in fiction

[jokest3r]

People are fine with old man yaoi till its Linus and Gus from Stardew Fucking Valley

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Thays cause linus fucking the wizard

[jokest3r]

BRO HE IS NOT, we all know linus got more chemistry with Gus

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Fuck you and fuck your ship(respectfully)

[jokest3r]

People are fine with old man yaoi till its Linus and Gus from Stardew Fucking Valley

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Thays cause linus fucking the wizard

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Every time I go to post my tits out hot kaidan big bazanga oiled up art, I see yall's white Kaidan on the tag and remember yall ain't worthy and ya'll ain't never gonna be worthy

[jokest3r]

This is what I get for trusting a bald bitch 😭😭😭😭

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT THE EGG

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Yknow what imma say this because I'm tired, YALL NEED TO STOP WITH KAIDAN, THERE LIKE 3 OR 4 TEAMS "REMAKING KAIDAN" AND ITS TOO DAMN MUCH, LET HIM DIE

The Kaidan side of the fandom has become a something I never wish to interact with, It's hell, and its destroyers are you lot. I think about posting my art these days, and I just don't because not one of ya'll can just appreciate the character. He's never going to be what he was, he's a monument to all the worst things about skyrim modding, no matter what direction I look.