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[ludisiouscypher]

New Blog

Apparently I can’t age on Tumblr so I made a new blog instead https://ludisious.tumblr.com/

[pkpaulshow]

[doublearrows]

[emt-monster]

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

this is so important

[arkhamarchitecture]

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

[kenderfriend]

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

[turing-tested]

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

[mollycolliex-deactivated2019041]

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

[turing-tested]

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

[izuqu]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[swiftwidget]

Ah, but have you gone frame by frame? 

I have no regrets. 

[coolthingoftheday]

This is what the tea that was dumped into the Boston Harbor would have looked like. In the 1700s, tea was compressed into planks; a plank this size could last a person roughly a year. They would be bought in sections, and small slivers would be shaved off into the kettle every time somebody wanted to make a cup of tea.

(Source)

[roachpatrol]

what the **** that’s so neat

[shaelit]

So what you’re telling me is that they were Frisbeeing tea off the ships.

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

And THAT’S why it was such a big deal; they literally destroyed a couple decades worth of tea with each crate they tossed.

They dumped forty-six tons of the stuff into Boston Harbor; that’s worth $1.7 million USD adjusted for inflation.

People don’t protest like they used to smdh

[sufjansontag]

#this tea

[roachpatrol]

this is also fucking neat but someone censored my fucking swearing so i have to fucking put it back in this thread like who the fuck does that kind of shit and can i throw their fucking tea in the ocean for it

[biohazerd]

Can we still buy compressed tea?

[jisook86]

Korean warrior

[outofcontextdiscord]

[l-a-l-o-u]

This is Colors, a short comic written by @monsieurtoast and illustrated by myself, about the influence we have on others around us. I had sooooo much fun working on this and I owe it all to Toast for coming up with such a creative concept! Take care of your colors my guys ♥

[toastling]

I’ve been working on this with Lalou for a while now, and I’m happy to say it’s finally complete! I’ve mostly kept quiet about it here until it was finished, but, with any luck, this is just the first of many, many comics to come.

It was an interesting experience writing for a comic, trying to keep the art and the constraints of panels in mind, and also my first stab at it, but I’m pretty happy with how it all turned out. Lalou did an incredible job bringing everything to life!

I hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed working on it, if not more!

[gleak]

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

[lowlevelrat]

is that garnets hair

[universetrain-blog]

yes.

(I sensed a challenged so I took it, tusssilago)

[lowlevelrat]

NO NO DONT DECAPITATE HER OH MY GOD THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[universetrain-blog]

I aim to please, tusssilago.

[ludisiouscypher]

@ghostlychubby

[nevillles]

[angelicbreadroll]

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

[bassiter]

while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight

and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential

[steampunkepsilon]

Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you

[crazywolf828]

This Reinhardt sent me to another dimension…

[n1a]

who is running this account

[just-shower-thoughts]

When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’.

[artbyg7]

“You played flags when you were my age!” “I did a lot of things you won’t be doing.”

(I’ve been trying to post the gif version of this all day but it just won’t work?! Why am I so bad with technology)