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its lu/lulu wanted to make a pinned post but idk what it put on it

I dont have the poster's temperament but i do have the rebloggers spirit

blog title is lyrics from Bionic People by jerry paper

"im becoming heavier, denser. Also invulnerable" is such a powerful line youd think it was from riverdale, but actually it's the text inscribed on every human's inner eyelids

grox

How the double income no kids no nieces no nephews lesbian uncles pull up to christmas

grox

Doubl3 income no kids no nieces no nephews no grandma no grandpa no mommy no daddy no family no friends no pets no lover lesbian uncles pull up to nowhere

cheaphalloweencostume

almost laughed myself to tears in the grocery store over this card

cheaphalloweencostume

atheists:

worldofultimategaming

The World of Ultimate Gaming

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ammnontet

bad comic

poopjournalist

Whenever we go out The people always shout

#here comes john jacob jingleheimer smitt

weepingwidar

Martin Voigt (German, 1990) - Ball (2018)

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Uruguay

cali

the canon ending to dinner

cali

seat-safety-switch

A truly great recliner is not just a gift to yourself. It's a present to your entire family, because they'll get some glorious moments alone after you pass out in it while watching the game. Even well before Ted Laz-E-Boy died from being crucified (recreationally) in 1962, people have been enjoying the recliners he left behind.

You are not as special as your kindergarten teacher told you that you are. Let's look at your home's seating configuration. Sure, you've probably got a couch or a sofa – Laz-E-Boy makes those too, they just don't try very hard – but they're not the same. Sleeping on a couch is sloppy, piggish. Sleeping in a recliner? Comfort. Think of it as being in the business class of your living room.

Or, if you're into cars, and we all know everyone on Earth is, there's another way to visualize it. Remember bench seats? Back when cars came with those, it was like driving around on a big sofa. You shared the same ass-cushion with everyone else in the car. Whenever you had to take a sharp corner, you were either holding on to the door card or the dashboard to keep from falling onto the driver. A recliner? That there is a bucket seat, like in a race car. A race car... for television.

We hope to be seeing you down at the mall. We're having an eternal going-out-of-business sale, and you can get discounts of up to 70% off the ugliest recliners we couldn't sell anywhere else. It's real easy to find us, too. Here at Laz-E-Boy, we're the only store left in your local mall, like a jungle fungus slowly breaking down an infested corpse. A jungle fungus, that is, of comfort.

#car guy

worldofultimategaming

The World of Ultimate Gaming

hardwrench

here's a reminder that men can and do make good art. gulper, burper, sculpey drippings, johnny chomper, wimblesire, graytoes the dust gnome, skip skip the wistful, the strawberry jam man, brad, scrad, ballplier the gentle, wimblesire jr., crowardly cuff, mr. glimmer, drian mulligan, dodil the bashful, grimy-ladle gregh, blowzier, the lost elf, clamlicker the chivalrous, magento goodcrayon, brennandy le scroteur, trevor glimpse, raoul "the scowl" bonnet, lemon simmons, the winter chef, stinky window, doughbiter, GRUNT!, whittlesnide samuel, sir broadshelf, big flick, "common cold" codley, snakey romper, and so many more men have made meaningful, insightful, or even just plain good art. feel free to add anybody else on, i made this list from off the top of my head

annabelle--cane

my eternal personal bugbear about "authenticity" in specifically artwork is the central irony that a given piece will only be accepted and understood as suuuuper authentic and raw and real if it matches what the audience perceives as the artist's True Self. "authenticity" has a look, it has a style, it has a vocabulary, it has a hierarchy of materials and media, it should be folk craft or handmade over industrial or digital, it should be emotional and warm over detached and bitter, and obviously it should look pre-21st century because as we all know no one has ever existed honestly since the turn of the millennium and all Authentic Culture died to death badly in 1990. I've heard tons of artists in marginalized groups repeatedly get the feedback that they should make their art "more authentic" and more "reflective of their identities" by people who clearly just mean "make it look more like the stereotype I expect from you." it's a framework that relies on the idea that the only real representation of a culture or identity comes when you strip away all its interrelations with other groups, as though cross-cultural exchange and technological innovation aren't constants throughout human history.

annabelle--cane