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[not-an-enstarrie]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment

this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten

[yardsards]

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

[yardsards]

thank you, everyone

[yardsards]

oh jeepers, if i'd known she'd be travelling around this much, i'd've given her her leash

make sure to hold on tight to her, okay?

[babyanimalgifs]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[annelidarchive]

there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl

[annelidarchive]

the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on

[laurabfernandez]

HILDA

Homage to the 50’s pinup Hilda with my beautiful friend María, who is damn proud of her body and is never scared to show it.

©2021laurabfernández

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have a new dungeon meshi au where everything is the same except for this

[belobogindustries]

Your Exclusive Tea Break

[batfluffs]

🌿 falin chilling in her mind palace waiting to be saved 🥲

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

[thegreatanimal]

[everythingfox]

Biggest plot twist

[autistic-fuckwad]

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

[autistic-fuckwad]

i was laying on my Fucking Cat

[autistic-fuckwad]

sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me

[doppy-enjo]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[athenasdragon]

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

[athenasdragon]

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

[eilooxara]

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

[that-lesbian-writer-deactivated]

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

[gomi-chandesu]

in high school I was in the child development class where we ran the preschool. Class ended and I moved onto the next class, an art class. Sit down next to my friend who was working on a serious piece and casually asked for my thoughts on it, looking for serious critique.

Preschool mode had not turned off so I looked at it, clapped my hands and said “WOW Really great work! Amazing!”, in that same kind of voice you’d say to a toddler who presented you with a random scribble on a piece of paper.

Friend loved the reaction at least lmao.

[ghost--bot]

hey i saw these tags and i think i’m about to kiss you on the mouth rn

[prismatic-bell]

I was a camp counselor at one point and whenever I hear myself say “HEY guys!” I have to stop because there is a close to 100% chance I am not talking to a group of Brownie Scouts, and some people find it deeply entertaining but others, especially teens, are like “why are you condescending to me” and I swear I’m not, my brain just slipped into Time For A Craft mode for a minute.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Same