[hall--o--ween]

[pdlcomics]

Not as Smart

[househunting]

$3,800,000/4 br/3600 sq ft 

Telluride, CO 

[littlealienproducts]

Nap Enthusiast Patch by thesparklecollective

[vesperatom]

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[localstarboy]

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

[left-reminders]

[historicaltimes]

Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds Meet US President Richard Nixon - Early 1970’s

via reddit

[queenstark]

[programmerhumour]

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[jptalapian]

[sparreauxchirps]

I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

[ct-7567]

Thats pussy babe!

[feministism]

[bitchycode]

[contrast]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn3f_NxhxZX/

[stability]

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