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@lukehotwingsof5sos
Important
Hi guys!! You've been a really amazing part of my life on tumblr and I really loved writing for you all but lately it's been really hard between personal drama, school and me moving so it's been a rough few weeks and unfortunately I won't be able to continue writing as I don't have the time, you were all lovely people and I'm grateful to be given the chance to share my writing with you guys ❤️
I request you be less lame 😉
MOLLY FIGHT ME
Send me requests!!
TV SHOW GROUPCHAT
So I was thinking of having a tv show groupchat, like on imessage if anyone wants to join and um not let me flop then just message me with your name,iMessage and with answers to these questions and I’ll pick around six people
1. What shows do you watch? 2. What artists do you listen to? 3. Ten favourite characters? 4. Favourite scene from any show? 5. Tell me something about yourself!!!!
Shows I watch: teen wolf, the flash, orange is the new black, agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, agent Carter, finding Carter, the vampire diaries, modern family, FRIENDS, how I met your mother, Brooklyn 99, empire, game of thrones, awkward, how to get away with murder,
PLEASE REMEMBER TO SEND IN YOUR NAME AND IMESSAGE ALONG WITH IT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS TO CRY OVER TV SHOWS WITH AND GET HELLA CUTE OR RAD TEXTS FROM THEN THIS IS YOUR PLACE TO GO FAM
AND PLEASE ADD IN YOUR COUNTRY CODE TO YOUR NUMBER
- how you sleep together [l/4] -
Sleeping with Luke would be tough. Let's face it the boy is so damn tall it's crazy so there would definitely be lots of squirming around. There would definitely be a point where he'd be all "baaabe you're giving me a boner from moving so much" and he'd definitely be into being a little spoon on nights he'd come home and everything's just getting to him. He'd also be the worst person in the morning because he would find ways to make sure you stayed in bed a little while longer
Can you do a how do you sleep together with Mike .☺thanks
Hiyaaa love!! Here’s your blurb I hope you like it 💕
- how you sleep together [m/4] -
Knowing Michael I feel like he would be the type that hoarded the blanket. He’d always have his arm around your waist and he’d definitely snore. There would be incidents where you’d have recorded videos of him snoring and hold it as ransom for him to do the dishes. He would totally be one to cuddle. Like full on squished to his chest cuddle and he’d spend time staring at you even after you’d fallen asleep, wondering how he’d gotten so lucky.
TV SHOW GROUPCHAT
So I was thinking of having a tv show groupchat, like on imessage if anyone wants to join and um not let me flop then just message me with your name,iMessage and with answers to these questions and I’ll pick around six people
1. What shows do you watch? 2. What artists do you listen to? 3. Ten favourite characters? 4. Favourite scene from any show? 5. Tell me something about yourself!!!!
Shows I watch: teen wolf, the flash, orange is the new black, agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, agent Carter, finding Carter, the vampire diaries, modern family, FRIENDS, how I met your mother, Brooklyn 99, empire, game of thrones, awkward, how to get away with murder,
PLEASE REMEMBER TO SEND IN YOUR NAME AND IMESSAGE ALONG WITH IT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS TO CRY OVER TV SHOWS WITH AND GET HELLA CUTE OR RAD TEXTS FROM THEN THIS IS YOUR PLACE TO GO FAM
AND PLEASE ADD IN YOUR COUNTRY CODE TO YOUR NUMBER
Hello!!
I've gone in a random hiatus due to the drama at school but I'm back now!! Feel free to send me any requests for imagines or blurbs!!
He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him
Things I love about this:
In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.
Although he’s only a few months old, he already understands the concept of Deception.
He’s also formed a sense of humor. In his own limited way, this bebbeh has just told his first joke.
Magical Schools [1/11]- Beauxbatons Academy Of Magic
tell your family tell your friends tell your neighbour tell your cats tell the whole damn fandom satan’s back
Imagine request: you are a model and it's rumored you and Calum are dating. The paparazzi catches y'all going into a super bowl party separately but inside y'all are so cute and like sitting on his lap ect
Hiya!! Here’s your imagine love. I’m not quite sure how the Super Bowl works so I just kinda winged it haha 💕
The Model And The Rockstar (Calum)
It was no secret that there was something going on with you and Calum Hood.
You’d met him at Zayn Malik’s birthday party and Gigi Hadid, your good friend had introduced him to you. Mostly because she knew you had a soft spot for their music and often teased you about that.
You still remember it, the angry look you shot Gigi because you knew exactly what she was trying to do. The shy smile that you sent Calum as he offered you a drink. How you both spent all night talking, and ended up with him having to drop you off because your ride had left already.
You glanced at his text message about asking to pick you up for a party but you opted to call him instead.
“Hey what time do you wanna go?” Calum asked immediately after picking up the call.
“You don’t need to take me Cal it’s okay I’ll get an Uber.” You answered.
“But you don’t need to, I can just take you.”
“I know, it’s just there’s going to be paps all over the entrance.”
“Oh shit yeah I almost forgot. Okay I’ll just see you there?”
“Yeah, and you can come over after.” You said cheekily making laugh.
“I’ll hold you up on that.” He told you before hanging up.
Two hours later, cars were piling in front of Selena Gomez’s house where the Super Bowl party was being held and as predictors, there were paparazzi everywhere. It was hysterical as some of them were pushing forward, pestering you with questions. You thanked your lucky stars that you’d decided on having a bodyguard.
After you pushed your way in you greeted your friends Kendal Jenner and Cara Delevigne and soon enough Gigi came sweeping in with a smirk on her face.
“Cal’s looking for you.” She said in a sing song voice. Cara and Kendal laughed as your face heated up.
"Go to Romeo Y/n!” Cara teased, giving you a slight push. You stuck your tongue out at them.
“Very mature babe.” You heard a voice say.
You turned around to see Calum smiling at you, eyes crinkling.
“I hate you guys.” You mumbled at your friends. They rolled their eyes at you.
“Sure sure. Calum take her away before I remind her exactly how much she loves us.” Kendal said giggling.
“Yes ma'am.” Calum said, putting an arm around your waist and leading you away.
“The boys wanna say hi.” He whispered in your ear as he lead you to Selena’s garden outside.
“Oh good I miss them haven’t seen in days.” You gushed. Calum pouted.
“And me?”
“I always miss you when you’re not around.”
“Y/n!” Michael’s yell interrupted you. He and Luke rushed over to you, hugging you so hard you felt like your ribs would break.
“Alright guys let her breathe geez.” Calum said, shooing them off you. He placed a hand around your waist.
“Where’s Ashton?” You asked looking around for the familiar fedora headed boy.
“He’s picking up Bryana he’s going to be here soon.”
“Oh good I can tell Bry to bring my shoes.”
Calum raised his eyebrows, silently noting how close you had already gotten to his friends and how happy that made him instead of scared. As you chatted away with Michael and Luke he couldn’t help but stare at you.
“Earth to Calum.” You laughed, poking his cheek. Calum shook his head.
“Sorry what?”
“I asked if you wanted to get some food.”
“I’ll go get it for you, wait.” Calum said starting towards the house. You shook her head. Michael and Luke were sniggering at him.
“I’ll come too.” You said looking at Luke and Michael strangely. As you went ahead inside you didn’t miss the conversation between the boys.
"Whipped!” Michael and Luke yelled, pointing at Calum.
“Fuck off.” Calum said rolling his eyes before hurrying to your side.
He carried his plate and drinks to the living room and sat next to you, handing you your drink. He didn’t miss the knowing looks that the celebrities surrounding him were shooting them
Soon enough the game started, you had shifted yourself onto Calum’s lap. Some people were smiling at them others had their eyebrows raised in surprise as a point was awarded in the game and you kissed Calum and cheered with the others.
Once the Super Bowl ended, the people dispersed. Some went out to the garden but Calum could tell you were getting sleepy.
“Wanna go home?” He whispered to you. You nodded, too tired to answer.
You both said your goodbyes and left the house. It was very late and there were no paparazzi outside that you both saw.
The next morning however, you were both surprised to see the headline Model And The Rockstar splashing across the MTV article, featuring a picture of you two entering Selena’s house separately, one blurry photo of you both kissing in Selena’s garden and one of you both getting in your car. You showed waved the article in front of Calum’s face as he poured milk into his glasses.
“Did you see this?” He nodded causally.
“Apparently I’m a rockstar now.” You widened your eyes.
“You don’t mind?” You asked, surprised. He shook his head.
“I was planning on taking you out for a date instead of staying in anyway.” He answered with a grin before pulling in to kiss you.
Scraping Dimes (struggling musician!michael)
You sighed as you picked up the mail. You were already dreading all the bills that were due, even more so the ones that were overdue.
It was hard between the two of you enough, but you had a little son in this mess as well. He and Michael were your only sources of happiness in this cruel world.
Wasn’t always this bad, but after your company shut down you and Michael were forced to take on odd jobs to make ends meet. Alongside that, Michael would play at dingy bars and small coffee shops.
You dressed up your year old son, Jack up and double locked your dusty apartment door. The neighbourhood you lived in was bad but you did community service every Friday, although you were in need of some too yourself, to give back. Many of the local gangs left you and Michael alone for that.
“We’re going to see daddy!” You cooed to Jack who giggled and reached for your hair.
You smiled and greeted the security at the pub before ducking inside and finding a spot by stage. Ashton, the owner of the pub was a friend of yours and Michael’s and he had given Michael a permanent job as the musician in the pub recently.
“Hey Y/n!” Ashton said, waving over to you. He quickly walked to you when he noticed Jack.
“How’s my little godson?” Ashton cooed as Jack smiled at him.
“Don’t let Calum hear you say that.” You warned him teasingly. Ashton rolled his eyes. The sound of the tapping of the mic, brought your attention to the stage.
“Hello, I’m Michael and I’m going to be singing a song I wrote last night called The Only Reason. I dedicate this song to my wife, my only reason for having come this far and my son for being such a gift.” You felt your eyes prick with tears as Michael started singing.
After ten more songs, Michael announced good night and came out to meet you. He kissed you before taking Jack in his arms.
“Hey little champ good day?” He asked Jack. Jack nodded enthusiastically.
“I wernt draw!” He cried, pinching Michael’s cheek. Michael laughed.
“He drew a nice giraffe I think.” You informed Michael.
“Really? That’s great buddy.”
“Don’t congratulate him yet, he drew on the wall.” You said wryly shaking your head yet smiling at your son.
Michael stifled a laugh.
"Definitely my son then.” You nodded, rolling your eyes.
“But I have good news, I got my pay check today and it’s enough to cover the rent.” You told him, clapping your palms. Michael stared at you wide eyed.
“That’s amazing Y/n! I get my pay from the pizza shop tomorrow and that’s enough for the bills! And the money I get tonight is a good extra.” Michael said excitedly.
You smiled too, for the first time in a long time things were starting to look up for the two of you.
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass
Luke! lUKE! LuKe! lUkE LUKE! luke!
YES! YES! YES! YESSSS!!!!!!
