Oats And Cats

the world will never be the same as it is right now

[tinysugarpixie]

we must protect him at all costs

[methhomework]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

mcscuse me bitch!

[geealiceart]

[kushandwizdom]

[luketakeurshirtoff]

THE SIGNS AS ELEMENTS

Aries: Nickel because you're useful but a lot of people are allergic to your harshness

Taurus: Sodium cus u salty and bitter as hell

Gemini: Mercury, ur beautiful and fun to play with but even one touch is deadly

Cancer: Oxygen, no one can live without you, but too much of you causes death

Leo: Gold, ur effin useless but ur pretty and expensive

Virgo: Chlorine, deadly to inhale but you kills germs

Libra: Helium bc ur a noble gas and make people's voices sound funny when they inhale u

Scorpio: Sulfur bc you smell like rotten eggs I'm sorry

Sagittarius: Radium cus u rad but also radioactive

Capricorn: Titanium bc ur a strong, badass mofo and there's a song about you

Aquarius: Uranium because you're explosive and nuclear and terrifying

Pisces: Fluorine because you're overreactive and always in the water

[morecompassion]

I hope that in 2016 I will at least stop ruining my own life

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Summarize each of the movies in one sentence each.

1: Little boy outflies trained space fighter fliers.

2: Teen boy thinks only with his lightsaber.

3: Teen boy acts badly, best vocal actor ever acts worse.

4: Farm boy saves princess.

5: Farm boy argues with dad.

6: Farm boy gets new teddy bear.

7: Scavenger girl adopts soccer ball.

[castawaycths]

calum + his biceps

series

[lovely-unknown]

[notsopolite-deactivated20220902]

He did not even flinch

[actuallysatan23]

[hansolo]

[fyeahlilbit3point0-blog]

#all in all meeting the girlfriend’s father didn’t go too well

[itssamnotsammi]

It's all fun and games until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade

[saiasus]

when I’m planing to kidnap a straight person

[earthdad]

*falls in love with the attention you give me but not with you*

[bled]

[mielrosa-deactivated20160819]

Who else wanna waste my time in 2015? You only got 11 days left

[jakeelko]