shark vs the universe
dirt enthusiast
YOU ARE THE REASON
roma★
blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Three Goblin Art
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature
Product Placement
oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
ojovivo
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@lovely-unknown
Wow
Some people deal with this self quarantine stuff better than others.
A Rube Goldberg machine
Homie sacrificed his entire laptop and like 7 plants for this.
Peewees playhouse update
@marsincharge
THE PLANTS?????
THE BABY???????
Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..
goblin it is
u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what
I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I’ll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity’s perfect foods. Then I’ll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)
I’ve had enough, this is me now
isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda
I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny
In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:
saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny
7 MiLe SpAnKinG Machine!!
Cat say, “That was weird, oh look food.” Totally brilliant!
Brought to you by Confuse a Cat.
Over 50 years still going strong.
Got this vid on my FYP and couldnt not share it here
this site is genuinely breathtaking sometimes
cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you
male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips
cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description
Male author: She had blonde hair that reached down to her perky breasts; they were a fairly good size, though she found it tiresome having to scout clothing stores for bras that would fit her. However, looking in the mirror, she wouldn’t have them any other way
Cop: Sir I am this close to giving you a second stab wound
