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it takes two to fall in love, it only took you to fuck it up

[darkislovelyyyy]

Me to men everywhere

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[lnnea]

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic book in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

[racistspiderman]

thas a lotta pepsi

[thetrippytrip]

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

[alexbelvocal]

Y'all soooooo annoying

[drugfriendly]

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

[ariesgoddess92]

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

[trippy-von-trapp]

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[findyourbeard]

Bless the internet

[golldenthoughts]

😂😂😂

[goruma]

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: 

[academicssay]

[wordsnquotes]

Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe in that click.

Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo (via wordsnquotes)

[penis-hilton]

”so how’s your summer going”

[teenscoolest]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

[wlw]

wish i was layin on someone’s tiddies rn

[teesadutta]

[block]

[weirdmageddon]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lukexclusive]

Let him in

[shittyidea]

Drive so fast that the speed cameras can’t take a photo

[drunknuncle]

when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs