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oozey mess
Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON

JBB: An Artblog!

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i don't do bad sauce passes

Discoholic 🪩

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Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
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@lukiaxx
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how is it fucking june
love when my fav accs reblog my post like can we kiss already
31. července: ani trochu mi nechybí škola. Užívám si svůj klid tuze a velmi. Chtějte po mě cokoliv, co se učiva týče, a budu páchat zločiny, za které by se nemusela stydět Jugoslávie 90. let minulého století.
31. srpna: je depresivní, že končí prázdniny, nicméně alespoň zítra uvidím svoje kámobrášky a budeme trávit ✨kvalitní čas✨.
1. září: páni, někteří tito lidé mi velmi chyběli. A někteří vůbec ne. Čas jít na pivo.
2. září: ten KOKOTČURÁK, který druhý den školy naplánoval deset hodin vyučování, by měl SHOŘET v PEKLE a já se o to osobně postarám. Dejte mi DVA LITRY KAFE a možná přestanu křičet.
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
They changed the instagram profile picture and everything??? They didn't do that for the three cheers remaster so what is this?? WHAT DOES VX MEAN?? DANGER DAYS WASN'T FIFTEEN YEARS AGO?? THE SPIDER ON THE POST IS YELLOW BUT THE ONE ON THE STORY IS RED A LA PARTY POISON?? WHAT ARE THEY DOING BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T CHANGE THE PROFILE PICTURE FOR JUST A MERCH RELEASE OR ALBUM REMASTER WOULD THEY??? BUT IT'S ALSO NOT MCR 5 SO LIKE. WHAT
thing is the 15th anniversary of Danger Days was LAST YEAR
what the fuck is the XV for other than 15??
mama, you're on fire
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
rereading my old journal and finding out stuff i totally forgot abt wtf
nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”
“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”
please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that
there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you
REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?
THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!
I found a bunch more!!
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This. is. so. COOL
If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.
it’S back!
Just reblogging to see if the last one is true
Wait- what? 🤣
Edit: OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T THINK IT’D GENUINELY WORK OMG- (tap on the images to see it after reblogging 🤪)
i’m only here for the last one-
Official graveyard post. +Bonus
What is curiousity?
hope this worsk
if youve never heard of it, listen to bernardin by horkyze slize and tell me what you think
I want #vecna/henry/001 to stomp on me.