A Mf Magical Girl

And all dogs go to heaven And all cops go to hell

[lulabon]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀﹒﹒ ♫ Lulu! ♪

⠀ ⠀ ⠀🌸 ★﹕Any pronouns .ᐟ

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀゛☆﹕18 。。

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[lulabon]

I fucking hate gringo Encantó fans istg

No Sarah, Bruno and Dolores aren't autistic and don't have tics. Bruno is extremely superstitious and Dores squeaks are something Latinos do.

No, Camilo isn't gender fluid because he's a shape shifter.

No, Isabella isn't a lesbian because she didn't wanna date Mariano

No, Louisa isn't trans because she's big and buff (that's also transphobic)

No, you can not make jokes about abuelas trauma. That's literally so fucking, disgusting what the hell?

[greenvillainredemption]

Bruno’s superstitions are not the reason people are saying he’s autistic.

[lulabon]

Many people did headcanon him as autistic over it, especially allistic people.

Your experience is not universal. If you’re not one of the people I mentioned, good for you. I’m obviously not talking about you and you don’t have to get butthurt over it.

[thunderlina]

Check out the The Powerpuff Gorillaz community on Discord - hang out with 25 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

HEYO if you like The Powerpuff Girls and Gorillaz and also whatever the hell a Goofdoc is, come join our server, it's been getting quiet and we're eager for new folks to join in the fun!

[mistress-light]

Grassland Fox | Requested by anonymous

[curioscurio]

LINK LOOK OUT THERES A GUARDIAN RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[nicktoonsunite]

some goobers

[freaky-art-gyal]

I’m saving up to buy me and my friends some games 🫠

[freaky-art-gyal]

My commissions are open!

For those wondering why I chose Nintendo gift cards over actual money it’s cuz I don’t have a bank account lmao

[ghoulishfrk]

“BEND OVER BOY”

LULU, #17, AFROLATINE, HANGING OUT WITH MY BABES <3

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[skeith-platinumprincess]

OH MY GOD! EXTREME VENOMVERSE #4 JUST INTRODUCED A MAGICAL GIRL VERSION OF VENOM! LOOK AT HER!

[memeuplift]

[happygounluckyli]

Gaaaahd, this is not uplifting at ALL.

Just fucking depressing and downright dystopian for women of all ages.

When will it ever end catering and caring for men 🙄

[lulabon]

How unloved are you if a mother loving and caring for her son is considered “catering to men”?

It’s not “catering to men” it’s being a decent parent and loving your children

You should never be a parent.

[happygounluckyli]

Maaaaan , are you correct, I would never want to be a parent 😅😂

And for god sake, the system has a chokehold on how you view “a loving mother” more like a personal assistant for the rest of her life, aka unpaid labour, previously enslaved people….

Not to mention the state being the one who should be assisting him in his daily life if he needs that.

Have the day you deserve 🙋🏼‍♀️

[lulabon]

Good, don’t be one. It’s obvious your children would move out the second they hit 18 and cut contact immediately.

“Unpaid labor” you mean taking care of the child you decided to have? Being a parent means you must be responsible of your children. Many mothers still care for their children after they hit 18 because they have a brain and a heart and care for their children. It’s not unpaid labor, it’s loving your kid.

And who said the state wasn’t assisting him? Why are you acting like his mother doesn’t care for him because he loves him but because she “has to”? (p.s. she doesn’t. No one is forcing her)

Go to a therapist and resolve your mommy issues. You’ll definitely be happier and less miserable and will not have the need to drag everyone down with you once you do.

[lullaby-bunny-gal]

For those wondering where my posts are disappearing to, I’m moving accounts!

I’ll be deleting this account 5 days after I finish setting up the other one. I’ll be rebloging this post with the new account username once I’m done setting up.

Don’t worry about the stories, they will all be moved over there!

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[hemlock-the-viper]

FUUUUUUUCK THE SY-YSTEM

[totallynotgayforyou]

Maybe this guys okay

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 2 today

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

[aksarah]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame ?

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

ooooh I wholeheartedly agree

my archive is full of said classic posts, if anyone wants to make this happen :)

[bongobriegel]

I think it's really obvious that the gibdos are dead gerudo who can't find rest, more specifically I think they're the ones that hung around Ganondorf. They where arrested, tortured and executed by the other gerudo as evidenced by them appearing in ancient gerudo structures frequently.

[kagoutiss]

“what does sheik actually do in this au” fair question. everything