It's one shitshow after another.

don't.

[bgm05]

Lost and farting in the backrooms. No almond water for you boy

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[doityourselfbombs]

you're in her DMs I'm in her MyChart messages. we are not the same.

[lullabyforamasochist]

Hi there! :) I have received your test results :) please contact the office urgently at your convenience so we can discuss this :):):)

[amascsblog]

i need to give a pretty girl head asap. want to feel her pretty thighs against my face and have her pulling at my hair because she is getting overwhelmed. want her moaning my name, telling me how good she feels. so later after i make her cum i’ll go up and kiss her so she can taste herself on my tongue and lips.

[stupidlittledoodles]

He’s not very good but I like himb

[fucxingcuties]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[anxietyproblem]

[sovietnam]

[souls-for-fandoms]

Y A Y

[artist-rat]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[librarycards]

i want to give my uterus to a tgirl so she can get her first gender affirming abortion. @ science when. WHEN.

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[kinaco-cat]

こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。

[bunjywunjy]

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

[batneko]

[fwizard]