fuck me

In life you can be one of two things. You could be the one who sits on the sidelines and watches history being made, or you could be the one making history. I choose to make history. No one ever remembers the second hand man.

[saiasus]

[willambelli]

It’s the DEVIL GIRLS! Don’t you watch Hit The Floor? I do.

WILLAM

[svinto]

senior trip

[beyxnikas]

Unreleased Verse from Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda

[fuckyeahbeyonceminaj]

[theapatheticstag]

Like finding a forgotten page of the bible

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

I AM DYING

[ronaldalan]

Lmao

[backseat-burner]

I keep the page on the right open during staff meetings, just in case shit gets real

[whatsliferotfl]

[highkeygay]

[wolffieworldorder-deactivated20]

lifehack: replace all your friends with vacuums

[mistakemybiology]

[annoyingspice-blog]

this tweet is spot on

[xprofessor]

I will point out the sarcasm in the tweet if no one else gets it. *points*

[wakalakamakapuja]

Stranger Things (2016)

[harlequinesque]

FCUK

[textonly]

[funnypages]

Catwoman stopped to draw a picture of herself with the stolen necklace. That’s some top notch petty

[yawnralphio-archive]

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

[emigration]

when will your fave

[gemini]

Six inch heels, she walked in the club like nobody’s business. goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her witness

[dearjanekiwi]

[aly-cat]

*Perfect couple.

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

[allypie14]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

[00000000000000000000000001-deac]

Kimye: remember when you approved the verse? Over the phone? Taylor: honestly! I DONT remember! I was probably fucked up….I was crazy back then hehehehehahauahh

[fashionskilla]