Nùmenorean Lumberjack Mechanic

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[beelavender]

In line to get coffee, Manhattan. There are definitely some things I miss about England! Like, oh, never wondering if my morning caffeine run will end in a gun battle. 

Side note for those who care: I could have disarmed this dude and fired all rounds without much effort. And I’m only partially weapons trained – there are plenty of people with better strength/skills wandering around. 

America, you have a problem. 

[cerebralzero]

“I could have disarmed this dude”

Ten bucks says this Brit chick doesn’t even know what a Level III Retention Holster is, let alone how to use one.

Also taking pictures of other people’s guns and openly admitting that you were thinking about shooting a bunch of people is a bit creepy.

[armedpacifistashley]

lol unholstering a gun, especially with that holster, isn’t nearly as easy as most people think. There’s more than one reason to practice your draw. Also, if you look closely, you’ll notice OP didn’t actually die in a shoot out while buying their coffee. Shocking! Don’t know how she got out alive…

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

What the hell does “partially weapons trained” even mean? 

[cavemnkey]

Looks like the guy is probably armed security…

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

Considering the OP said this was in Manhattan he’s gotta be.

[flannelisme-deactivated20190407]

Will someone please explain what level three retention is? I know stupid question, but I would like to know.

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[neilcicierega]

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

I’m a simple man

I like pretty women with good trigger discipline.

[milkeyedmender]

looking through old messages like

[cultureshift]

Abortion kills one and forever wounds another. It’s time to reclaim our humanity.

[ourlovestoryismyfavorite-deacti]

This post hurts my heart. Lord please heal these beautiful women. Their babies are with you in paradise, help their mothers be able to forgive themselves. And give scared pregnant women the courage to choose life!

[prolifefemale-deactivated202302]

Just so sad :(

[catholic-talking-points-deactiv]

Admire beauty without lust. Enjoy wine without drunkenness

Enjoy true freedom by avoiding sin at all costs

Always trust God, but don’t test him by making reckless decisions

Live life to the fullest, but realize that you’re fully alive when you live in him.

[lizzxmartin]

you are the doctor! you are the enemy of the daleks!

[laughingsquid]

A Handy Hot Dog Style Guide Visualizing the Different Ways People Eat Frankfurters Around the World

[lumberjackgentleman]

Well I wasn't hungry .2 seconds ago but thanks for that gutpunch of ravenous food envy

[publius-assholeius]

[cncenginedynamics]

If I Were Twenty - One : by William S. Knudsen, President of General Motors, 1939

[lumberjackgentleman]

I hope to God he's right.

[gorillaeyebrows-deactivated2017]

shut up @ people who still say “science side of tumblr”

[niebatal]

Science side of tumblr why is this man so salty

[tlperf-deactivated20180811]

Osmosis

[awwww-cute]

[slugma-aldritch]

Upper case and lower case cats.

[cowards-sorcery]

OH NO

[nasturbate]

ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

[nasturbate]

yo ok what she said my bad

[yh5-deactivated20200324]

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

[sittingatthetypewriter-deactiva]

Tumblr, you’ve done it.

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

[blueivysedges]

Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.

[zulubunsen]

A MATURE ARGUMENT ON TUMBLR

I LIKE IT

[prettybxybastard]

REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

take all that condescending commentary and shove it up your asses how about that

[tigeressss]

goals for 2015: less upsetti, more spaghetti

[nerdythingsthatdontsuck]

The Marvel Cinematic Universe viewing order.

via NTTDS

[jackieealexis]

THANK YOU FOR THIS TUMBLR OH MY GO D

[youdiahsays]

Now to watch them all in order.

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