Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
Wise words from smart birds!
Thank you! if I ever need representation in bird court I know who to call!
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@stargarde
Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
Wise words from smart birds!
Thank you! if I ever need representation in bird court I know who to call!
not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.
ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.
i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.
someone at the marketing department had a little too much fun with this
i say "my friend" a lot when addressing people and i think the initial reason was because its a good replacement for "dude" in sentences But also i just really like it because it makes me sound very whimsical and kind. It is up to you my friend. Thats a wonderful idea my friend.
I wait tables as part of my job, and I switched recently to addressing customers by saying 'my friends' because it's a) whimsical, as noted, and b) avoids me fucking up a person's gender while they're trying to have a nice meal
I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
Everything published in the US is copied to the Library of Congress; appropriateness for children is not a criteria. Published under copyright is.
In order to read something in the Library of Congress, you must, in order:
1) Be 16+ years old and in possession of ID such as a driver’s license or passport to obtain a LoC card
2) Make an appointment to go to a reading room
3) Know what it is you want to read and which library building it is in so you can fill out a request form when you arrive.
So the chances of a “child” just stumbling over something “inappropriate” that was “put” there by the choice of the head librarian is 100% impossible.
Leavitt seems to believe that if she wears a big enough cross, God can’t hear her breaking the commandment against false witness.
Rich people silence their opposition by threatening to do what they're going to do anyway even if they get what they want. Bootlickers believe them.
Even if employees were paid $4 per hour, corporations would still be looking for ways to automate their labor and save $4 per hour per employee.
I am in tears laughing. my sister sold her couch on marketplace and accidentally gave them her cat too
behold. el gato
Protesters block traffic. An ambulance is unable to get where it needs to be. Someone dies as a result.
Many people say that the protesters should be jailed or even shot.
The logic seems to be "if you cause someone to not get the medical care that they need and they die, you should suffer for it".
But that's exactly what CEOs do when they price gouge or deny claims. So why is the protester considered a criminal who it's justifiable to kill but the CEO isn't?
Love watching movies with people who are autistic about different things than I am. Last week a friend and I were watching Twisters, and he said, those are going to turn out to be good guys. And I said, how do you know? And he said, because their truck brands are owned by the same equity company as the main character's.
That's fascinating.
give him soup.
The ever-splendid peacock
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)
oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!
forgot to turn the burner on so i just spent 15 minutes standing over my pot of noodles like