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Vampire? In Gotham! - Master Post
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3 Fanon ideas to make a prompt from :)
1). Ectoplasm is Lazarus Water but purified
2). Ghosts can retreat to their cores
3). Protocore Jason AU
Danny has to retreat into his core, Jason somehow finds him and absorbs it. It looks like Jason is pregnant as his own ecto is being purified and then given to Danny's Core.
Enjoy:)
This is a full prompt, though? Okay I'll write mpreg. Gonna bypass that "looks" and make it an "is" though, throwin in some reincarnation and trans Jay.
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Jason was doing one last round before he left for Gotham. Before he left to prove a point. To teach Bruce a lesson he'd never forget.
He wasn't sentimental, no, he was just checking to make sure he wasn't forgetting any sickass weapons that may have fallen behind a dresser or something.
"Todd," a small, imperious voice demanded from behind him. "Observe my new pet rock."
Jason sighed and stood up to humor the little demon.
The kid was holding a weird glowing, cracked orb. It was radiating frost, and Damian had to use cloth between his hands and the magic stone.
"Damian," Jason started, keeping his voice level. "Where did you get that?"
hm. is this anything.
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Plastic Man #8
Oh my god your going to get so many illnesses Plastic Man
Plas spent thousands of year torn to bits on the ocean floor.
If he ended up dying by choking on a penny, that would br a) the dumbest shit ever., and b) 100% on brand for plas.
"He died the way he lived
IDIOTICALLY"
sorry for the hiatus, I should be back soon. holidays, writer's block, lost the danny phantom hyperfixation for a bit. I got reallllyy into Batman instead. So the batfam characterizations should be somewhat better? Lol
damian: well I’m the blood son
tim: bruce chose us, you were thrust onto him by no choice
jason: to be fair he didn’t pick tim either
dick: he picked me under weird circumstances, I honestly think Jay is the only one he actually chose, like one of those strays at the shelter
jason: I’m going to fucking kick your ass
Dick: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Bruce: You could have said literally anything else.
Dick: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Bruce: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random things. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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Strider Unit
HES TALL @nerdpoe heres ur tall son
the tallest boy so far. maybe more tall boys ahead who knows
Strider units are very rare, and are most commonly found in rural or even wilderness areas. A Striders ability for collecting ambient energy makes them a helpful fueling station for any Walker bots or other to refuel There are 3 models noted to be in rotation. These include:
-Standard Model: base Strider model with long legs, multiple energy storage tanks, small round head and a pair of mantis like arms (with fingers) for picking up and securing heavy loads and maneuvering difficult items.
-Resource Model: Base Strider with added chainsaws attached to head. These saws when not in use slide and collapse into the sheathe making them safe for human hands. These Striders are found clearing up hazardous canopy above hiking trails or fire hazard zones.
-Radar/Conservation Model: Base Strider model, equipped with a radar for pinging off the collars or chips of animals within a conservation zone. When not used for conservation these Striders can also be used as a walking telephone tower, which is extremely helpful for Rangers and hikers in hard to communicate Zones.
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A part of me is in shambles every time I see Robin Tim headcannoned as having regularly talked to Robin Jason in his head. Mostly whenever he felt like he needed advice that he couldn't or wouldn't ask Batman or Nightwing for.
How do I console a victim?
Penguin kidnapped me and I'm scared, what do I do?
Batman's greiving has gotten out of hand, how do I cheer him up?
What do I do, now that you're gone and other is no one to take up the Robin mantel?
Tim wears one of those WWJD bracelets. But for him, it stands for What Would Jason Do?
Yes, exactly
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THIS IS SO SO IMPORTANT!!!
This is fairly old news, but still relevant to keep an eye out.
Fake sites are using social media to target the LGBTQ community as more states ban gender-affirming healthcare.
Another DPXDC for ya fellas!
Pandora, the ghost, was an Amazon from Themyscira in life, losing her life to trap all of those eldritch horrors in her box. In her afterlife, she has kept in contact with the other Amazons, coming to their aid when called upon.
So when the first child of themyscira was molded out of clay, Pandora knew. She liked Diana, admired her stubbornness, strength, and sense of wonder. She knew the girl had left to go to the world of man a while ago, but hadnt heard anything else about her. She wasnt worried about her though, Diana was the strongest of all the Amazons, kind and brave. The world of man would not pose too much of a danger to her.
After the whole thing her box getting stolen and Danny returning it to her. She takes on something if a motherly role to Phantom. She doesn't really know how kids work though, she comes from a race of women where there were no children. Diana is literally the only living child she has ever known. Pandora herself was never even a child. When Danny flees from his life in Amity Park (reveal gone wrong, family dies, or something) he goes to Pandora who wants to help him, but her acropolis is no place for a half living boy. So she tells him about her niece Diana.
"She was the only child of my people, when she grew up she left to the world of man."
Literally the only child??? Danny is imagining like, someone maybe his sister Jazzs age who ran away from home because she lived on an island with all adults and no fun. It does not help his assumption that Pandora talks about Diana like shes still wet from the clay she was molded in.
Danny is given a letter written by Pandora, asking Diana to help care for him and told that last Pandora heard her little niece lived in Washington DC. Danny goes to DC and manages to find Diana based on Pandora description. She is not at all what Danny was imagining, but she takes him to her home and reads the letter describing Danny's heroics with Pandoras box.
Diana Prince takes one look at this human boy and thinks to herself: if Bruce and Clark can just show up with a teenager, then why can't i?
Queue the next Justice League meeting:
"I would like to introduce my son, Daniel of Themyscira, he will be accompanying me on all Justice League missions. No Batman i will no be accepting any criticism from you of all people."
Danny, in human form, waves at the team of heroes with his string bean arms.
"Hi."
So my friends got me into Danny Phantom again, and I'm noticing some very hilarious trends in the fandom regarding Danny's parents. You fools. Never underestimate the amount of copium anyone in the Fenton family can generate at will
“spicy pillow” jokes aside, I think @flowerkrone’s tags deserve a serious reply:
#my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point
The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phone’s battery. It’s not a battery anymore. Now it’s a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and it’s one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.
But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isn’t going to happen soon – there is no need to panic – but it will happen eventually.
And, indeed, it doesn’t go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and you’re gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Don’t do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.
The first thing you need to do is get a fireproof container. The most common household item that qualifies as a fireproof container is a cast-iron cookpot with a cast-iron lid – often sold as a “Dutch oven.” Any other cooking container that’s unreactive, has a very high melting point, and has a lid made of the same materials will also work: enameled or stainless steel, Pyrex with glass lid, etc.
However: Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will probably be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.) Do not use a pot made of aluminium or copper. The fire might even get hot enough to melt those.
Whatever container you use, you might have to throw away along with the phone, so don’t use your good Dutch oven for this. Go to a thrift store and buy a cheap one.
Once you have the fireproof container:
Gently pick up the phone and put it in the fireproof container. If possible, gently tape the phone to the bottom of the container to prevent it from bouncing around. Don’t put any padding in there, that’ll just make a fire worse if it does happen. Put the lid on and tape it shut.
Put a label on the container, something like “DEFECTIVE LI-ION BATTERY – FIRE HAZARD”.
It is now reasonably safe to move the container around. However, if the battery does explode, the container is very likely to leak smoke and get hot, so keep it in a well-ventilated area and away from things that will be damaged by heat. Don’t leave it exposed to the weather, either.
You need to find either a hazardous waste disposal site, or an e-waste recycler that will accept defective Li-ion batteries. I can’t help with that because I have no idea where you live.
However, your local fire department, if you have one, will probably be happy to help. Call their non-emergency number. Nothing is on fire yet, so this isn’t an emergency, but things that can easily start a fire are still within the fire department’s responsibilities. Tell them you have a phone with a bulging lithium-ion battery, you put it in a fireproof container, and you want to know how to dispose of it safely.
If the fire department tries to tell you this isn’t dangerous or it’s okay to throw it out in the regular trash (with or without fireproof container), hang up on them and write a cranky letter to your local government representatives, then keep looking for a proper disposal site.
When you do find a a hazardous waste disposal site or an e-waste recycler, call them and make sure they will take defective Li-ion batteries, before showing up. That’s also a good time to ask if they will let you have the fireproof container back.
Reblog to save lives.
[Image: A phone with the insides visible, including a battery that has inflated like a balloon. The photo is captioned, “Pillow :33”]
beneath the irritation about being used as a halloween costume he is a little flattered
bonus
double bonus
Danny: Trick or Treat.
Vlad: Why are you dressed like that?
Danny: Bc, it's my costume. All u gotta do is go to the costume store and say "make me look stupid"
Danny is not a murder victim, why would gothamitys think that?
Short promp
Danny was just helping some lady in Gotham, as she almost got robbed.
Stuff like that happens.
He got a few people out of burning houses.
Saved some people's from falling somewhere.
Why do people suddenly think he is some sort of holy ghost?
He is also not the ghost of a murder victim, how did that even came up?
Why is batman after him and promised that he will find his murderer, he was not murdered.
Why does Robin think he is in denial?
Yeah Danny just does his thing and goes to college he can just help people and fly away from batman.
*Danny trying to explain his death to clear things up:*
See, my parents built a portal into the Ghost Zone, but it didn't work at first. So I brought my two friends down to see and one of them dared me to go look inside. I tripped, caught myself on the wall inside, discovered that my parents accidentally put the on/off button INSIDE, and the machine turned on before I could escape.
😓😤
*Thinking everything is now cleared up*
*The investigators talking with the heroes:*
So, the friends?
*Danny:*
........... What?
😀
*The Heroes:*
No, sounds more like the parents. If not murder, then absolutely neglect.
*Danny:*
WHAT?!
😰
*Investigators:*
Ah. *Turns to Phantom* Thank you for your cooperation.
☺️
*Danny:*
STOP!
😭
*Diving into a Protective Obsession rage*
LEAVE MY LOVED ONES *ALONE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👿🤬
DPxDC Prompt where when Damian has grown comfortable with the Waynes, settling into the household more firmly, he finally tells them about his late brother, Danyal.
With his family's help, he makes a proper grave for his twin on the Wayne Manor grounds, on a little hill with the best view of the night sky.
Hundreds of miles away in Amity Park, Illinois, Danny's core resonates, recognizing something he's lacked.
One day, when Danny is grievously hurt or terrified beyond reason or exhausted to the edge of collapse or perhaps even all of the above
He follows that resonating feeling in his core. Instinct driven, to far beyond his limit to even notice his surroundings; he finds that peaceful place to rest, hide, retreat.
That is where Damian finds him one early morning, sleeping in the snow in jeans and a t-shirt, but somehow miraculously alive.
Damian, kicking open the door to the Manor, carrying his Supposed To Be Dead Brother bridal style like he's some fainting Victorian waif: "TODD! Is your freakishness contagious or is Gotham soil just prone to reanimating the dead??! We will have to investigate this! Also, Father, congratulations. It is a boy."
The rest of the Bats, just trying to eat their fuckin waffles: ( O.O) (O.O )
It's especially confusing because Danyal wasn't even buried there. They didn't have his body to bury him there. The grave was symbolic, a memorial, a cenotaph.
If Danyal did somehow catch Todd's or Gotham's weirdness, why did he resurrect there? As opposed to wherever Mother had left his body or even where he had actually died? Why at (not in, at, thankfully) a grave erected years after he died at a house he'd not lived to learn his connection to on a continent he'd never even been to?
There is much to investigate indeed. But for the moment, Danyal is alive. Injured, freezing to the touch, with dangerously low heart and respiration rates. But indubitably alive.
Danny will wake up in the infirmary, a very sterile room with lots of medical tools available but none to wear, devices connected to him and strangers talking about his abnormal readings
Suffice to say that he opens his eyes in panic and quickly scans the room while starting to get up then freezes when seeing Damian
From the batfam's point of view the new brother's heart rate briefly returned to normal then he opened his bright green eyes in a slightly different way than Todd when he had a seizure starting to try to get up and reaching out his hands towards the board has an emergency scalp (or other improvised weapon) but immediately freezes and calms down upon seeing Damian (Danny's eyes turning a non-shiny shade of blue)
So he supposes that he has a baby assassin like Damian who has arrived but who also has the madness of pits like Jason. They are already preparing for the test.
Suffice to say that they will not be ready for danny teen with attitude, sacastic and lover of puns but clearly traumatizing and hiding him as best as he can just like the signs that he is a meta in a way or another (bruce and talia don't have the latest meta gene)
One Grave Is All It Takes
[it's a little off from the prompts but my brain snails wouldn't let me sleep until I vomited this up. feel free to continue.]
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The very first thing he smells is dirt. Wet, heavy dirt. The kind he remembers from his fight with Undergrowth and from trying to dig his own grave. The air is damp, making the smell nearly overwhelming. He can hear the faint rustle of dry skin rubbing against itself, just like bat wings, so was he in a cave? Underground? That's odd. Danny doesn't remember being near any caves.
Ya just know that while Danny is in the infirmary processing that his Dad is Batman, the Bats are one room over trying to figure out who Danyal is afraid Batman would report him to.
Who is Danyal running from that he thinks Batman is affiliated with?
Who convinced their brother/son that Batman would hurt him?
Who hurt Danyal in Batman's name?