•That time was lost, yet time continued on•

Sleepy time gal Ellie 25 UK

[0912408179182]

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

[snoopy-dyke]

love is attained through embarrassing yourself by asking for it instead

[morika]

greetings, can you hear me?

[goodfortuneforever-deactivated2]

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

[fairycosmos]

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

[evilvarric666-archive]

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

[hickeygenderarchive]

st. george and the dragon (1908-9) - briton rivière / the vigil (1884) - john pettie / vanitas still-life (1705) - evert collier / david garrick as richard iii (1745) - william hogarth / micro sff stories tweet

[funnytwittertweets]

[fizzywrench]

[pointnclick]

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

[skamortuus]

#there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready to be a subtly different kind of stupid forever

[kyon]

[brandneweyescd]

i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy

[nitw]

zagreus hadesgame is the character ever. he never shuts the fuck up. hes bi and polyamorous. he has feet made of lava. he enjoys fishing after a long day/night of killing his enemies. he fucking sucks at playing the harp. hes immortal but forever in his 20s and useless. patricide is literally in his job description. he doesnt know what birds are. hes a dogboy. he has a bed in his room that he doesnt sleep in and only ever uses to fuck. he accidentally convinced his friend that dionysus and himself are the same person and got a song written about him. his tits are immaculate. hes my everything

[jbt7493]

“Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves”. what a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people idiot

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

[unidentifiedspoon]

been thinkin about this lately and i think i want a small life. not a BAD life n not an ISOLATED life n not a CLOSED life but just. small. with defined boundaries. i want a job that will sustain me that doesn't require exhaustion to survive. i want a place to live that's big enough for me to choose every part of it; just enough shelf for mugs i love, just enough cabinet for a neat set of paints, just enough closet for clothes i actually like wearing not just ones i tolerate. i want to do little routines and make small batches of things and be a regular somewhere. i just want to have something contained and clear that's mine, mine, mine

[ougxjv-deactivated20230305]

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

[guerrillatech]