וU.F.O cadette•×

watch out I'm that bitch from outer space 🔭

[victorfrankensteinsuggestion]

haters will hear me rummaging around the university laboratories and say christ what is that

[saltdust-crusader]

the salem bitch trials

[ip2lb]

[glycyrrhizin]

soulja boy predicted social distancing when he wrote kiss me thru the phone

[lumpyjuice]

[cadaverkeys]

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

[theweirdwideweb]

[31st]

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

[31st]

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

[edgebug]

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

[sucboy-deactivated20200423]

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

[neoncitybaby-deactivated2020041]

um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

[slavery]

Maybe love is real

[munroesdream]

Child! Lmaoo those posts

[slavery]

Can I help you

[munroesdream]

lol I just thought your posts were funny

[feastofsnakes]

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

[guitarbeard]

Witch who's trying to cut me off on the I-290: *rolls down window and casts a curse*

Me (ate vitamin gummies this morning): lmao nice try Baba Yaga

[wizardjpeg]

incoming transmission from the big man

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god says he made every thing except me and wants to know who i am

[kuueater]

NO THANKS I’M FROM MASSACHUSETTS

[fuckyeah2000s]

[ilovenigelslater-deactivated202]

SBE - stupid bitch energy

[997]

FINALLY some representativity

[xidareyoutolovemex]

representativity