i dreamt i was a moron

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[flipchild]

Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a "leitmotif"

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[millionsknives]

WENDY I WILL THROTTLE YOU

[frogmoss1]

if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want

[matemisho]

US secret hack #20

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

whenever a mutual likes one of my posts I wire them 5 mg of juice reward if they reblog it I wire them 10 mg

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[sunbakery]

[itsapmseymour]

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

[soymilkers-deactivated20211228]

get in the monkey ball shinji

[karvinacorp-deactivated20220224]

[frogbestfriend]

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

[theburialofstrawberries]

closing a browser tab like stubbing out a cigarette

[trashboat]

[super-affection]

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

[swarnpert]

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

[stupittmoran]

[captain-price-officially]

[prettycolors]

#abd5ff

[jayce]

[clonepa2]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?

[cliffsecord]

[ijaazat]

diet cock

[snoppy]

mount and do? 😳

[ottermatopoeia]

Pepis

[timesalad]

[frottinq]

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]