Moon Base: Sharkgirl

How did I get here?

[lunar-starfish]

Bitches love me for my [SEVEN SWORD STYLE - WINGS OF EDEN] and also my winning smile. Comments about my dick will be met with aforementioned [SEVEN SWORD STYLE - WINGS OF EDEN].

[nekobungi]

[lobeartomized]

no one call tell how big it is when you're wearing a flat cage. - ancient warrior proverb

[stereocyon]

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

[scornfluke-archive]

what’s graped soda

[stereocyon]

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lunar-starfish]

They should give Jophie a sword that she can swing around in public and not get in trouble for doing so

[lobeartomized]

a lot of warriors across the realm are saying my beautiful face and easily flustered temperament hides a mastery of the sword that could be described as "wicked scary"

[lunar-starfish]

Nice skirt dweeb does your mom lift it up to look at your underwear?

[lobeartomized]

using the insect glaive over the charge blade lately feels like im being force respeced into dexterity

[lunar-starfish]

Yes that's a good dex user. You want to be fast and agile for mommy. No more big bulky weapons that take hours and hours to swing. You want to be light enough to be blown over by a gust of wind. You also want to put on this frilly dress I got you please please please please

[sharkgirls]

A villain's need

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[the-uncanny-dag]

Some of the ones I've accumulated

[coldthrenody]

a couple of addition to this post

[coldthrenody]

another

[bigfatbluntz]

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[sailatina3]

Perhaps what I really need is a girl to forcibly shove her stinky sweaty ass in my face

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[velvetterabby]

Hatsune Miku if version!

Bonus:

[veryberryskye]

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

[veryberryskye]

just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life

[lunar-starfish]

Something about scaling her Clittadel with my tongue? Help me out here