You Should See Me In A Crown

Emily, 23 🍒 bi 🍒 I’m just here for a good time 👑

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

[wolfmoonjournal]

This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

[archdemoning]

#it’s a good limitus test. take out the specifics of drinking or not drinking alcohol vs owning a dog or not #it’s basically 1) would you spend an evening laughing and enjoying conversation with someone and walking away like ‘that was good.’ #and 2) do you trust this person has a basic level of willingness and ability to care for others and repay your trusting in them? #it’s just getting you to tap into the unconscious micro-tells our brains collect about other people #which are by far the most accurate assessment tools we have to judge peoples’ characters on the fly and in general (via purplehawke)

[bunnywand-archive]

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

[sapropel]

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

[yanguang]

[thethirtyproject444]

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

[catchymemes]

[gendergenius]

why don't straights understand that the sweet considerateness and tenderness of a first kiss starting with "can I kiss you?" far outweighs the 'passion' of someone just doing it without asking

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[thunderon]

netflix just implemented their anti-password sharing policy and so now im crawling back to 123movies, who is welcoming me home with open arms and lonely milfs in my area that want me carnally

[thunderon]

like at one point i was using my sister’s boyfriend’s sister’s ex-boyfriend’s password and yet netflix really decided to test my dedication to not paying for netflix. and im more than happy to demonstrate

[peachdoxie]

#ive died on worse hills #and have jumped through higher hoops

[liberalsarecool]

Sharing space is nothing new. Sharing bathrooms is nothing new. The reactionary outrage is so manufactured.

[liberalsarecool]

Organize. Unions work.

[ceevee5]

[longwindedbore]

[nandomando]

[marjoree]

[soberscientistlife]

The Jackson citizens are already very angry. Maybe they will burn the whole MF to the ground!! The Governor would shit himself.