[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[starcat-society]

Man fuck this disability why is it fucking disabling

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[sashayed]

eventually one has to come to terms with the fact that "conceive of myself as a person capable of tackling difficult things" is an achievable goal toward which one can take concrete steps whereas "have things be easy" is Not

[bathroomcube]

im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar

[revevif]

brown eyes are made of dreams

[kosmogrl]

new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary

[kosmogrl]

<3

[aloyhh]

I'm jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like wow so nothings on your mind.

[despazito]

Nosy ass plant

[teethsmoothie]

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[bisexualseraphim]

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

[anxeious]

[battle-for-dyke-island]

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[stardial]

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up