"I love you more than the moon loves the stars."

Anna | Aspiring writer/teacher | ♉

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fuck it up buttercup 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

go for the kill daffodil 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fight the power sunflower

[caroldanversenthusiast]

kristen stewart in charlie’s angels is officially my favourite thing ever.

[marxistequestionneux]

Is this the lesbian gaze?

[caroldanversenthusiast]

yes, yes it is.

[targetwetales]

i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles

[cubyrop]

the cis: but what about BIOLOGY also the cis: but… why is the pink fish MALE??

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

oh boy wait til they hear about flamingos

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[unpatchedglitch]

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

[ghoulwizard]

fuck off

[joasakura]

Really? Right in front of my unlimited salad?

[lunarpossums-blog]

Ur hungry apparently

U wouldn't believe it

[lunarpossums-blog]

Me: *eats an entire mixing bowl of salad followed by a pint of ice cream*

[capricorpus]

[bl00dalchemist]

-curb your enthusiasm starts playing in the distance-

Y como esto lo hice en español primero, aqui tienen como extra~

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[imagineyouricon]

Your icon is now a kindergarten teacher for a day. How screwed/lucky are the kids?

[capacity]

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

[catnippackets]

I finally got around to drawing some fanart for my favourite movie

[lunarpossums-blog]

@dweebpheles @nebulathisimdone You guys remember this

[killowave]

[viostormcaller]

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

[vorpallblade]

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

[isa-ghost]

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[valkyrie-ironhand]

You don’t know how human biology works, do you?

[thebootydiaries]

If I don’t know how biology works then why is my son a chick magnet pulling hoes left and right ? how did i raise his testosterone level to that of a wild moose hunting for his doe during mating season ? talk to me about biology when ur son learns to breed with deer