cw: you accidentally send them p♡rn, suggestive, foodplay (xavier), brat taming (zayne), professor roleplay (rafayel), bdsm/toys (sylus), uniform kink (caleb), all just implied,
ps: BABYS FIRST SMAU..... might be stupid definitely a little cringe i dont write at all i just wanted to do a little something........ nooo dont throw rocks at me i did my best noooooo mmnghhhh
LADS!Dad SMAU Edition (bc me and my bestie had been having fun creating texts with our own LI's)
-Featuring: Dad!Sylus
Dad!Zayne Here | Dad!Rafayel Here
note: this is also based on a Dad!Sylus AU, but this time it is a short one-shot that you can read here (again, it is not necessary to read it, but if you're curious about it you can check it out and make me happy interacting with it ^^)
Please don't copy or repost without my permission :)
summary: in which you tell the lads boys that you haven’t shaved.
ft. xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus & caleb
notes: MDNI / NSFW (obvi), they’re all eaters!!!!!! xavier is silly, zayne has an attitude, rafayel is dramatic, sylus #takesnobullshit, and caleb is strange…mentions of sex/sexual acts, fem terms used (!!!), that’s it (i think)
p.s. this is a silly spur of the moment post so if it’s awful ummmm kill me maybe!!!
a/n: i am not the type to care like At All about body hair in any capacity so i hope this was somewhat entertaining LOL. body hair no body hair anything WTV it’s all natural and all real do whatever you want ok love you bye…ty for reading (- -)(_ _)
LADS!Dad SMAU Edition (bc me and my bestie had been having fun creating texts with our own LI's)
-Featuring: Dad!Rafayel
Dad!Sylus Here | Dad!Zayne Here
note: this one isn't based on any au I have created, but I have that in mind so eventually I will (months later, studies are sucking the energy out of me). Anyway, I did this because I was bored and frustrated with the fact that I cannot write given how tired I am, so I resorted to this haha...
Please don't copy or repost without my permission :)
summary: in which you’re friends with benefits with the lads guys (who want you).
ft. xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus & caleb
notes: MDNI / NSFW the boys are all pretty normal i fear (a lil toxic on some of them) but ummmmm i’m afraid you’re #superultramegaevil in these i’m sorry. no explicit mentions of gender (!!!) mentions of sexual acts, cursing, and brief mentions of injury (for reader) but nothing to crazy. again…reader you’re kinda at fault for all of these so be kind them maybe, that’s it (i think)
p.s. gulp…the contact names are changed just a tiiiny bit except for caleb’s bc of the assumed backstory! (also i don’t know why caleb’s is so long help me)
~ again, this is only my second time doing an SMAU so I apologize if the boys are OOC at all! But this is the SMAU smut/crack idea I was talking about yesterday so hehe I hope it’s enjoyable!
summary: in which you ask the lads boys if they prefer ass or tits.
ft. xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus & caleb
notes: mild suggestive content so MDNI / NSFW, xavier’s frightened, zayne isn’t with it, rafayel hates it here, sylus is lovely, caleb is strange…allusions to a fem reader (!!!) and obvious mentions of body parts but no explicit mentions of shape or anything like that ^^ that’s it (i think)
p.s. this is based off of a req SO ty anon, i hope you like it (even if just a little bit) <3
double p.s. this is just my interpretation so don’t think too deeply about the preferences hehe. ALSO lmk if you guys enjoy dark mode too bc i can try to do some more here and there in the future if so (> <)
a/n: this was made very quickly bc i was so #lockedin for some reason SO if there are any errors…no there aren’t…look away…ty for reading (- -)(_ _)
💌 - it's finally done, my goodness😭😔 hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated, have a good day <3
masumi
clutching your bloated stomach, you glare at a hysterical masumi who’s been trying to put on your seatbelt for the past 10 minutes. “I’m never, ever listening to you again” you hiss, but he shrugs off your comment by clicking the belt in place and kisses your temple before hopping in the drivers seat, speeding off into the night.
“come on, don’t be so upset. you looked like a complete badass. very hot and we won” he coos, turning into the apartment garage. you can’t entirely blame him, part of it was your fault too. if only you picked the date yourself, you wouldn’t have let him convince you to join that mushroom eating contest.
hell, you didn't even like mushrooms. yet it seems this was the price you pay for being a loving s/o.
once you both have on proper nightly attire, masumi plops next to you on the bed and starts rubbing circles on your stomach.
“you still mad at me?,” he whispers and the question is answered when he hears you scoff.
“okay, okay. how can I make it up to you?”
“you can start by eating all the damned mushrooms in the car. y’know since mushrooms are considered prizes nowadays"
he starts laughing again, you swat his hand away and turn to face the wall. masumi hums in agreement to your request, but he sure as hell won’t eat all those mushrooms.
just to make you happy, he’ll give them to karou. he’s sure he’ll appreciate them.
karou
grocery shopping should be a calm and relaxing thing, it shouldn’t be stressful.
that's what karou keeps saying to himself like a mantra, to stop his hair from turning grey right then and there. he’d lost you, or naturally − you wondered off and now he’s stuck asking the workers if they’ve seen someone who matches your description.
it makes more sense for karou to call you, but your phone battery died the moment you got to the store (again). worst part being this always happens and most importantly you take the cart with you (again).
for what seemed like forever, he finally finds you near the exit talking to a worker holding a few items. “baby look!" you say, pointing animatedly at the sales person in front of you, explaining how they're promoting a new snack to sell.
curiosity getting the best of him, he takes one to try. immediately turning away, he cringes, it tastes awful (to him that is). he’s appalled they’d even think of selling something like that, but karou is karou and he can’t bring himself to say he hates something you like. so he gives you a thumbs up before handing you some cash to buy it, taking the cart and doing some actual shopping.
later in the parking lot, he notices the snacks.
plural - as in you’ve bought at least 15 boxes. he doesn’t mention it until you both get home.
“um so I was wondering, were those snacks expensive? just asking because you know…15 boxes is a lot. not that I'm complaining, if anything we could take them back and get a discount.”
he’s really hoping they were, that way when returned he can sneak his way to buying some different snacks, ones that were more "edible”.
“of course not, or I wouldn’t have bought so many.”
you simply wave him off, laughing lightly. as if you’d buy something so expensive. you tell him you bought more because you’d share them together.
“I can’t eat all these by myself y’know, so you’re gonna help me” you muse, quirking your brows in amusement, while you stare at his solemn expression. and all karou can do is nod, he’ll just wait for the perfect chance to strike - the chance to get rid of those horrid things.
ousuke
if ousuke didn't know any better, he'd think his stomach would cllapse on itself. and not from overeating, but not eating nothing.
he forgot the lunch you packed him. he was in such a rush to get to work (mostly to mess with the newbies) and left it on the counter. he could have bought food, but he refuses. your cooking is the only thing he wants.
so when he comes home angry and hungry? now that's a dangerous combination. you take a look at him and sigh, "you didn't eat today, did you?" and his stomach growls when food is mentioned.
"how'd you know?"
"my sixth sense" you say, while heating up the food he forgot. and he eats like he hasn't eaten in days. you end up pushing your half finished plated towrads him and he doesn't even question it.
"next time, finish my food too. I can't eat all this."
he nods with a mouthful. ousuke would eat your food every day if it meant he got to eat more of your cooking.
mudano
after a tiring evening filled with grading papers, mudano was ready to end the day with being in the comfort of your arms.
when he opens the door to your shared apartment, he’s hit with a sweet smell and isn’t surprised at what he sees. you've been baking again and he can only smile.
he always cooks for both of you, no matter how busy he is. so you try to return the favour whenever you can. he walks over, wraps his arms around your waist and rests his chin on your shoulder.
"you made this all for me?"
"well..for us" you say, pointing to the cupcakes on the counter. "but I can't finish it, so you're gonna help me." he chuckles, kissing your cheek and grabbing a fork.
he'll always finish your food, especially when you've made it with him in mind.
shiki
shiki is suffering.
it would’ve been a harmless prank on kyouya really, until he got the wrong person...mudano. and it's all jin's fault.
that’s how he ended up on lockdown: no leaving his dorm, no phone and no visitors, which meant − no you.
he's been sulking for the past 3hrs. and when his mind goes back to mudano’s sharp glare he feels chills down his spine and remembers how his dad used to scold him. lost in reminiscing he doesn't hear his door open, nor does he see the looming shadow approaching.
“i thought you might be hungry, y’know since you’re on lockdown and such,” you whisper and he raises his brow in confusion. “I appreciate the thought, I do. but why are we whispering?”
you roll your eyes, "because mudano has super hearing. if he hears us? we're dead meat"
yea he didn't think about that. of course he didn't. you sit beside him and hand him your half finished plate.
"I can't this anymore, too full. finish it for me?"
he doesn't think twice, he's so grateful he has you...just know he'll need your help to get his revenge.
kyouya
he just wishes you'd listen to him from time to time. you always overportion and he scolds you, not because he wants to - because you always complain. so he's not surprised when you push your unfinished plate towards him and he can only blink at you.
"let me guess, you're full already?" he asks, squinting like he's analyzing you. and you nod, holding onto your stomach like you've been kicked.
rolling his eyes, he snorts, "you're not serious." still he pulls the plate towards him and starts eating your leftovers.
"you know", he starts, "if you'd learn from your previous mistakes, you wouldn't be in pain."
you glare at him, "you're not helping."
and he shrugs, because it seems you like reducing his title from boyfriend to compost bin. but he keeps eating anways. onced finished he walks up to ypu, kissing your cheek. "next time? just give me half from the start. if you're still hungry, you can take my half," he says, hoping this time you'll listen. but he knows you won't, you're stubborn but that's your best quality.
The male siren who works at the same bar as you can only transform through skin-on-skin contact with a human. The bar has become twice as popular ever since he was hired, which is great news for your boss. The task of helping your coworker shift between forms is entirely up to you, and touching his shoulder or arm is usually enough.
Lately the transition time has been taking longer and longer, leaving the siren drained of energy and panting by the time he transitions into his human form. You can tell something is wrong, so you ask. He's visibly embarrassed as he tells you that he needs more contact to shift properly, and all the previous times he's been forcing it.
You let him know you're more than okay with it, and end up hugging him awkwardly over the edge of the blowup bathtub that's been set up for him in the backroom. He's in his human form almost in the blink of an eye, and you share a triumphant laugh. A week passes just fine, but by the eighth day, he's having a hard time once again. It doesn't help that he's supposed to go on stage in ten minutes.
He's stressing out, tugging at his hair and chirping in distress. You've never heard him make that sound before. You decide to clamber into the bathtub with him. Water splashes everywhere as he flails in confusion for a second, but he calms down the moment you wrap your arms around him. A small trill of content escapes him. After a minute he taps you on the shoulder, and you realize it worked. You get out and let him get ready while you squeeze the water out of your clothes as best as you can.
He brushes his cheek against yours affectionately, thanking you before he dashes onto the stage. His voice is particularly enchanting that night.
summary: in which you ask about the lads boys condom size.
ft. xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus & caleb
notes: suggestive content so NSFW / MDNI, xavier’s a little vulgar, zayne is lovely, rafayel wants to kill himself again (!!!), sylus is lovely again, caleb is strange. no explicit mentions of gender (!!!), only a few comments/compliments but nothing explicitly stated. that’s it (i think)
p.s. this is based on a req SO i hope you like it (even if just a little bit) ^^
a/n: yes…that is a cocoaxia original photo…no i don’t want to talk about the implications of me going about my normal human business and stopping to take a photo of the condom aisle to subsequently use for A LADS SMAU…i do it all for the realism…don’t ever say i'm not committed to you ladsnation…ty for reading (- -)(_ _)
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