The Life and Times of a Geeky Freak

Stressed, depressed, and decently dressed at best

[smitethestate]

This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.

[lunatimelady]

Peter: here’s three facts, now give us hope

Trump: fuck you

[cliquestitsandicks]

SPOILERS

All the monumental mistakes that should have gotten Sutton fired and it’s Kat who gets the axe ultimately??? I would like to sue.

[lunatimelady]

Well Kat literally broke the law. She stole private records and publicly released them. There’s no way she wouldn’t have lost her job for that. Jacqueline said it herself “you broke the law, not even I can protect you from that.”

[soohyukslut]

NICHOLAS SCRATCH GETTING JEALOUS OF CALIBAN THEN GOING TO DORIAN GRAY “I’LL TAKE THOSE PLAYMATES. ONE OF EACH” yes bisexual king!!!! “what’s your pleasure?” “PAIN” omg YES kinky nick stans WON BITCH!!! nabrina are obvi end game but i do quite enjoy this sexy freakier side of nick. i wish he actually engaged with the two playmates instead of just sitting there but alas i digress. I WISH HIM AND DORIAN WOULD JUST FUCK ALREADY THO. bitch pain is my pleasure too!!! choke me

[lunatimelady]

Uh ma’am this is a Wendy’s

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[lgbt-flamingo]

What's your gay score?

Can't sit in a chair right +20 points

Draws rainbows everywhere +10 points

Iced coffee>hot coffee +10 points

"that's gay" +15 points

Illiterate +5 points

Wearing converse or vans right now +10 points

Multiple body piercings +5 points

Tattoos +5 points

Flannel +10 points

Fast walker +5 points

You have 🌈 or 🏳️‍🌈 in your bio of any social media account +15 points

You have your pronouns on your bio of any social media account +15 points

Only watch movies for the lgbt characters +20 points

Fast walker +10 points

You listen to Hayley Kiyoko/Panic! at the disco +20 points

Was emo at some point +30 points

Have an lgbt focused social media +25 points

Talk about how much you want a bf/gf and then do jack shit about it +50 points

Have a crush on a straight celebrity +30 points

Have a crush on a friend +100 points

Have a crush on a straight friend +1000 points

[lunatimelady]

305/1305. Tough.

[sugardem0n]

Bi Culture: Being attracted to Sweet Good Bois™ and girls that look like they could kill you

[lunatimelady]

Deadass my exact type

[ruinedchildhood]

[lunatimelady]

[plaguegirll]

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[x-mischief-night-x]

I feel attacked

🎃it’s always Halloween inside my head 🎃

[lunatimelady]

I didn’t need to be called out like this...

[ankle-beez]

[lunatimelady]

Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse: an emotional exploration of growth in spite of fear

Lion King Remake: emotionless lions and a story that’s been done TONS of times

[lunatimelady]

I feel like the ownership of tumblr is a game of hot potato because no one wants to own it for too long and we just get thrown into someone else’s hands and then OOP there we go again into another persons hands

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

[lunatimelady]

I mean that’s usually the way to fix it though...

[luntfontanne]

i don’t even go here but asdklfj;laskj fucking LEGEND

[lunatimelady]

The original script had them becoming a couple but Maya thought her being gay would be more interesting

[catchymemes]

[lunatimelady]

[all-hail-mono-onion]

what’s your tumblr KDR (followers divided by following)? mine is 1.69 lmaooooo

[lunatimelady]

0.6 yikes

[iskierka]

favorite lil nas x tweets from this week

[lunatimelady]

Okay but it’s crazy to me that no child born after March this year has lived in a world where Old Town Road wasn’t the number one song

[lunatimelady]

Marianne, Bernie, Elizabeth, and Pete came out swinging tonight but the true winner of the debate was this man right here

What’s that? I’m out of time? Sorry Jake