Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Claire Keane
Cosimo Galluzzi

pixel skylines
One Nice Bug Per Day
occasionally subtle
The Bowery Presents
Not today Justin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Origami Around
official daine visual archive

Kiana Khansmith
ojovivo
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap

shark vs the universe
Cosmic Funnies
almost home

blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
taylor price
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@lunatis18
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.
I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"
smoking my Bigarette
I'm putting a team together
I need to process it because I literally JUST saw it but I think a couple of the things that made the odyssey kind of not land for me emotionally are that Nolan as always just can’t write women that well and Odysseus didn’t have interiority. I liked Penelope but her beat at the end of the day was “I want Odysseus” and that would still work if, on the flip side, Odysseus was equally yearning so their stories were equally about each other. Does he yearn for Penelope? Does he love Eurylochus? Does it hurt when his men say they want to cast him off, do they repair that betrayal when he chooses to save them from Cersei anyway? Idk we breeze past these emotional beats. He’s always doing some shit because he thinks it’s the right thing to do. Greek heroes should be pathetic yearners
I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿
@rozugold
every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife
“What will remain of us” (2020) ⧗ Mansour Aoun ◆ 32GB suspended in amber
we can’t keep letting him get away with this
26 & her two yearling cubs, being adorable
you are not hiding this in the tags
so we're doing propaganda eh
VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!
Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!
Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer
We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!
@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
I'm not saying we should make our votes based purely on superstition, but if anybody can Juice The Orange, it's the guy obsessed with cooking.
@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
Thought this was funny 🤣
It’s a wall
CIPAMAX: Real brand-name medication, or random letters I pulled from a bag of Scrabble tiles?
Brand-name medication
Random letters