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hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

mutimatuti

never not thinking abt this

idleminds

Love & Pop (1998) ‘ラブ&ポップ’ dir. Hideaki Anno

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

adastrabbit

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

animentality

theres-a-body-here

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219

I had to draw it HELP

sodadagger

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤDREAMER'S BEAT

#project sekai #pjsk

sodadagger

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤDREAMER'S BEAT

#project sekai #pjsk

sreegs

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

sreegs

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

teaspoon-sarah

the sign in button?

sreegs

woeberam

Cafe Date ☕️💕

#kagerou project #kagepro #kanoshin

woeberam

Cafe Date ☕️💕

#kagerou project #kagepro #kanoshin

synapsephase

HARUTAKYAAAAAA!!! Happy 69ning like the kids say

#kagepro #harutaka

cheddar-baby

Oi dont even joke lad

ot3

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

donteventry-itdude

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ot3

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.