OVER THE GARDEN WALL (P.2) - a collection of lines from the beloved animated spooky season classic. a rp meme. *adjust pronouns and wording as needed
β You alright? You sound uncharacteristically wistful. β
β What? Sorry. Just thinking. β
β Whatβs with [Name] being naked? β
β Uh oh, it looks like weβre in trouble. β
β [Name], sometimes you got to face your problems. β
β I donβt think todayβs a good day to get arrested by frogs. β
β Donβt push me! β
β Okay, everybody. Act natural. β
β Oh no, Iβm too young to go to frog jail! β
β Thatβll get us kicked off this boat for sure. β
β You donβt seem thrilled. β
β I knew you were special. β
β I call that mud over there! β
β Well [Name], sounds like youβre a real loser back home. β
β Do you think that I could be a hero too? β
β Canβt you see Iβm sick and helpless? β *imitates coughing*Β
β Servant? I thought you just wanted some yard work done? β
β Close the door! Iβll catch my death of a cold! β
β You shouldnβt be here. β
β But I thought we were friends. β
β I shouldnβt have trusted anyone. β
β So, whatβs the plan? βcause youβre not saying any details, so itβs hard for meβ β
β I do have a plan. And if you donβt trust me, then you donβt have to follow me. β
β That tree just came at me out of nowhere. β
β Ha ha! You got him with the old kickeroo! β
β Now, to find someplace to wait out this rainβ¦ β
β Get that frog out of your pants. β
β We came here to burgle your turts! β
β Yeah, well, you still stink. β
β Douse that fire. I did not ask you to light it. β
β Are you alright? Youβve been coughing a lot. β
β You should go see a doctor. β
β Something weird is going on. β
β Paging Dr. Cucumber! Youβre needed in the operating roooom! β
β Unlock this door. β
β I command you to β¦ transform into a magical tiger! β
β I would never leave you. You are my family. β
β I just donβt know what Iβm doing out here anymore. β
β I donβt know if weβll ever get back home. β
β Letβs go captain! Lead the way! You can do it! β
β Yes. All hope will soon be lost. β
β There has to be another way. β
β Hey, captain, do you hear that singing? β
β Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot βcause dinosaur ears donβt have bones? β
β [Name]? Can we please stop pretending weβre gonna get home? β
β You can do anything if you set your mind to it. Thatβs what the old people say. β
β You need to stop acting ridiculous all the time! β
β Do you even know why we got lost in the first place? Itβs βcause you were goofing around and getting into trouble like you always do. β
β Really? It was all my fault? β
β Thanks for trusting me. Donβt worry. I wonβt let you down. β
β And if you donβt, I donβt care. Iβll pull down your underwear. β
β Well, Iβm supposed to be a leader, but I donβt know how. β
β But β¦ anything is possible if you set your mind to it, right? β
β I should have been leading better. I was goofing off again, like always, and now youβre stuck here. β
β Iβm sorry I got us lost. β
β The fight is over. β
β So, you want to go look for frogs with me like you said you would a while ago and havenβt done yet? β
β Is the dove never to meet the sea for want of the odious mountain? β
β Hey. So .. frog hunt? β
β No, I just want to wallow in misery. β
β Youβre the total package too, [Name]. β
β My life is crumbling all around me! β
β Do you believe in β¦ ghosts? β
β Iβll pretend to be a dead elephant and distract them! β
β Slow down, youβre gonna trip or something. β
β Donβt climb up there. Thatβs dangerous! Get down here before you hurt yourself! β
β Once again, you ruin my life. β
β We found our lucky frog! We got to name him for good luck. β
β Here, eat some dirt. β
β Youβre in no shape to head into that snowstorm. β
β Youβll be no good to him dead. β
β I was never any good to him alive, either. β
β Uh, well, that sounds impossible. β
β And I thought you might give up. β
β Give up? Iβll never give up. β
β I canβtβnot yet. Not until [Name] is safe. β
β Hold your tongue or Iβll remove it from your mouth. β
β Letβs get you free. β
β No, I was just eating leaves. β
β No, no. Itβs my fault we ended up here. Everythingβs been my fault. I-I should have been moreβ β
β I stole it, [Name]. I stole it. Iβm a stealer. β
β What? No, that doesnβt matter. β
β I wonβt let that happen! β
β Well, then, perhaps we better make a deal. β
β Iβm trying to help you. β
β Are you ready to see true darkness? β
β Iβve got my own problems to take care of. This oneβs yours. β
β Are you really ready to go back to that empty house? β
β [Name]? [Name]? You ok? Can you see me, [Name]? β
β The loveliest lies of allβ β
β Hospital β¦ ? [Name] β¦ Whereβs [Name]?! β










