Estradiol Rodeo

If wisdom was a castle, i‘d be living in a cardboard box somewhere downtown Seattle, chewing on pencils. Terfs DNI or i will use a spoon as a third class lever to scoop out your eyeballs. 25, she/her.

[lunawantsmurder]

Hello!

If this is your first time seeing my profile,

Welcome!

I‘m Luna. I‘m not going to say the classic „let me escape this flesh prison“ in this post, but if it wasn‘t obvious already, i‘m trans. If that‘s not your cup of tea, i‘m sorry but that‘s not my problem. And no, i won‘t post pictures of myself until the day i‘m comfortable with my body, ETA never.

Minors DNI (sorry maryland-official), also Terfs, bigots, racists, etc.

About me:

I‘m the kind of person that needs multiple hours a day alone by themselves to recharge her social batteries, just listening to music or similar in peace. As such, i sometimes have trouble socializing. If i say something weird or awkward, i apologize but it‘s not something i can control.

On this blog you will find:

-mildly funny gimmick posts

-reposts of blogs i like

-ostensibly human behavior

[terraswallows]

The only correct way to talk to transbians:

Compliment them immediately. Doesn’t matter if it’s their outfit, their voice, their eyes—just make sure they know they’re hot. Bonus points if they get flustered.

Use their yearnings as a second language. If you’re not at least a little dramatic about how breathtakingly beautiful they are and how you’d absolutely perish if they so much as brushed their fingers against your cheek, are you even trying?

Tease them just enough to make them squirm. A little playful banter, a well-placed “Oh? You like that?” and suddenly they’re blushing and looking away, which is exactly the desired outcome.

Be gay. Be so gay. Every sentence should be at least 30% flirting, 50% sapphic pining, and 20% sheer lesbian chaos.

Remind them they’re gorgeous, wanted, and absolutely irresistible. Because they are. And they should know it.

[cronengirly]

Love the part in Evil Dead 2 where Jake is being dragged into the cellar and Annie is trying to drag him out by the legs, but even when she's getting hit by a torrent of blood she's still pulling, like

Girl he's soup

[cronengirly]

I'm watching the behind the scenes, it was 55 gallons of fake blood. Let me reiterate that.

55 gallons. Of fake blood.

[cronengirly]

[dualumina]

Thank you for the insight into how many fake people had to contribute their blood for this moment

[lunawantsmurder]

Sorry for making this political, but i have an idea what to do with the current US president

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[lunawantsmurder]

My thoughts exactly

[original-username42]

Reminder to people upon gaining power it took Hitler only 57 days to dismantle German democracy and declare himself dictator and start purging the "undesirables"

[campyvillain]

WHAT THE FUCK

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is that your most played song

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

what song is this 😭

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[baddywronglegs]

[eightglass]

Hihihiiiii! Hey thereeee, do you wanna come with me? Here, follow me :3

Come out into the Fog :3

[lunawantsmurder]

Oh shit the water is actually kinda nice-

[creatureintheaffinicompact]

lycanthropy but you get gradually feminized every time you change

first full moon after you wake up in the woods wondering why your skin feels softer and your nipples are sore

[lunawantsmurder]

This is just me after four shots

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[lunawantsmurder]

Pls work golden potato i could really use some luck

[depsidase]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[lunawantsmurder]

Y‘all i cant i need help PLS. 3 months on E and a friend just called me good girl how do i cope like i cant hide this euphoria im BEAMING

i cant come in to work like this tomorrow or my bigoted ass coworkers will start thinking i actually like talking to them

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[athelind]

that's okay cybertrucks are doing a fine job destroying themselves

[animentality]

[lunawantsmurder]

Yeah sure mincing words is fun, but sometimes i wanna just go up to Steve from sales and verbally punch him in the gut for doing the very thing me, the tech, told him would go ass-up very quickly

[andmaybegayer]

go there

[mother-sauces]

Into the great wild yonder?

[andmaybegayer]

go in the great wild yonder

[diamondseaside]

it’s so jarring when you realize trump supporters aren’t a loud minority and that roughly half the country is voting for that man after EVERYTHING and it makes me sick

[lunawantsmurder]

Being german and hearing psychologists talk on the radio about how the rural sections of the US are mostly inhabitated with delusional people… not joking btw.