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@lunch-ask
OOC: Hello everyone! Welcome to my first ever ask blog! Please read the description of this blog and all the info under the cut before continuing and asking something to this blog!
Course ya can! What's up?
" Uhm... do suits normally do... that? You know the whole... getting upset and blacking out thing? "
" Uh... hey toons? I know you all typically do the asking of questions and such around here but... Can I ask you all something? Something non-lunch related? "
uh yeha. thats exactly what we're talking about buddy. (side note to the mods now i want to make a lunchman blog for my version of him :3)
" Oh phew, I was worried for a moment there! "
Mod response under cut:
Absolutely no offence, Mr. Man, but maybe we should talk about something else for a while.
" Why do you say that, toon? As far as I can remember we were having a riveting conversation on the aerodynamics of a egg salad sandwich! "
*i grab electrical tape and wrap it round his neck*
WE BUSTED HIM BOYS-
" Uhm... thank you, toon? "
Anon wraps the tape around his neck, some of the wires are still exposed but the sparking has stopped.
" Now, could you remind me what we were talking about? My mind has seemingly blanked. "
Oh god, hey, hey-! HELLO???? LUNCHMAN?
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" ...ow... why's my neck all screwy? Oh, hey toons! What's up? "
...OHHHHH. OHHHHH. OHHHHHHH. OHHHH LUNCHMAN. LUNCH. LUNCHY BOY. SPEAK TO ME WHATS GOING ON MESSIAH WAKE UP
SPEAK TO ME
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" Employee 12-21-14-3-8 has attempted to reach restricted or corrupted memory files. Please stand by while the issue corrects itself, thank you for your patience. "
" ... "
Do you need a hug? Or a sandwich? Maybe both?
" For the last-last time-! I. AM. OKAY. "
" I do NOT need-need you all prying into me like this! "
" And to make it all worse- all worse, I CANT $&%!ING TAKE A SINGLE MOMENT TO BREATH, WITHOUT ONE OF YOU BREATHING DOWN MY NECK-! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S BEEN LIKE FOR ME FOR THE PAST YEAR! I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT MY- "
...You okay, man?
" I am... perfe-perfectly... fine! "
He's visibly shaking
lunchy... you said she's cried seeing you before. she might not know how to talk about it, especially if you don't remember anything, but i think there's more there than you know.
i mean, it's - she's not obligated to tell you, like at all. But... maybe try and ask? If she's not ready, she's not ready, but if she is, maybe it can... help somehow?
" I cant-cant just... ask her, to-toons! Ms. Jency-Jency just needs space is a-a-all...! I can figure-figure this out on... my own! "
lunchman, honey, you can't run from the possibility forever. it's - it's not gonna get better if you keep trying to stop it. it doesn't mean you can't be happy though.
" T...Toons please I'm- I'm happy-happy as a tuna right now! No use in eating m...moldy food ri-ri-right? "
hate to say it but it would explain why she'd choose to stick around with you even if some parts of your relationship saddened her
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" This... is another one of your toon jokes, right? You-you can't possibly be serious. Why don't we just... forget this and go back to lunch! "
" Please? "
Oh yeah dawg, you absolutely remind her of someone she used to know. She's probably still grieving, but it's not your fault bro
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" Toon d... do you really think so? She hasn't ever... "
how exactly did you and ms. jency meet anyways?
" Well... I cannot answer that. My memory has aged like fine milk. But from what I do remember, there hasn't been a point where I haven't known her. "
OOC: Gonna post my abominable creation here too
OOC: Some of you all may ask "Why is Lunchman an .mgr?" And I just wanna say that it's not really significant to his lore and can mostly be chalked up to Because He Fucking Feels Like It