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one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

lesbianshepard

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

persephonaae

Tarnished, before thou continueth upon this journey, I must take the time to send hate anon to Marika’s blog.

milkyhoneybee

Can't remember if I already shared this here but was sucking off my friend a little while ago and his tdick gets so hard and wet it's great, but anyway he discovered that he can make me cum by scratching my head and upper back while I blow him

He's just got these really nice slightly sharp and thick nails, and gets the pressure perfect and that plus having my mouth used just has me so sensitive I just need to rut my stupid clit into the couch or floor and it sets me off

dogpuppy

squirrelly-13

they got married btw

visit-me-here-in-wonderland

oh you’re not kidding

darkandstormyranger

finally some relatable content on ig

isabelopaque

When someone likes the thing you made for them

antarctic-empires

Ah, a holiday classic

spaceboytoy

Hello bisexual community

spaceboytoy

Begin killing

tartrazeen

frogcroaks

The magpie who fishes stars

v171

Alien gender binary.

filmphotofranz

source

darkmoonhyena

the actual source is here

thickness-protection-program

As a kid I wondered why older people would moan and grunt when they just sat down and now I get it. I truly do.

tj-crochets

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember” And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

tj-crochets

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

tj-crochets

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!” So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

tj-crochets

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

tj-crochets

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

tj-crochets

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

tj-crochets

Happy pride month!!