AWKWARD

Luno || 21 || Vegas || Shoot me....or buy me a corset, either one works ||

[darkvoodoo23]

[okayqueer]

[fuffuster-deactivated20150719]

I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES

[teratocybernetics]

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING

[recoverlovely-deactivated201804]

RATS ARE ADORABLE OK

[catasters]

[lunoemeca]

thefrogman:

I couldn’t afford a GPS so I got a kitten. 

[ironhomu-deactivated20140105]

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

[shorm]

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

[osointricate]

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

[ghostclassic-deactivated2017112]

i reblogged it before but then it got better

[austene3]

OFFICER ON DECK!

[demonbillionaireofdesertbluffs]

“There’s a monster under my bed!” “Yes. He watches over you at night and chases away your nightmares.”

“There’s a monster in my closet!” “Yes. She loves the smell of the laundry detergent I use, and she’s busy trying to organize your shoes.”

“There’s a monster under the stairs!” “Yes. She collects spiders and he makes sure you don’t trip while going to get water.”

“There’s a monster right outside my window!” “Yes. He’s pulling weeds from the garden and protecting us from burglars.”

“There’s a monster behind the couch!” “Yes. He’s eating all the crumbs you left behind and hiding pennies in the cushions.”

“Oh. Then good night.” “Good night, Dear.”

[mandy-hope-san]

This is how you do parenting!!! Take notes!!!

[jdjdgray]

Edd’s big mistake.

[godotal]

He was floating near us and enjoying himself, until he realized he floated about 10 feet away from us and was gripped with UNRELENTING PANIC.

[minions420]

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

[magicbuffet]

saving the ozone layer one anxiety at a time

[dancing-elizabeth-deactivated20]

If you see something sexual in a 12 year old YOU are the problem. Not the video. Not the leotard. Not the dance. YOU.

[sleepychingona-deactivated20181]

YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT. 

[i-just-roll-with-it-blog]

So turns out my prom dress just so happens to match my morph suit..

[ydrill]

Cats in piles

[hangontothevine-deactivated2016]

Wildly stacked cats

[animatedamerican]

Kitten piles are best piles.

[hannahsofia]

Sometimes I cannot say sorry. I am both a woman and a force of nature. Have you ever seen a hurricane apologize?

Hannah Sofia Ghani (via belle-de-nuit)

[titie1-deactivated20151229]

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

[ahungrymommasfitnessjourney]

If you ever catch me staring, I am:

1) admiring your piercing/tattoo/hairstyle/outfit

2) trying to figure out if I know you

3) think you’re gorgeous and can’t help myself

[chainsaw-to-the-heart]

4) I’m tired as hell and spacing out and just happen to be staring in your general direction.

[foreverdisneynerd]

I know everyone talks about Hans and everyone thinks he’s the worst animated villain ever, but guys

have you forgotten the Other Mother from Coraline?

She took sad kids from their homes and made them think they were living in paradise and made them so happy they would want to stay with her

but then as soon as they decided to stay, she forced them to SEW BUTTONS INTO THEIR EYES and then ATE THEIR SOULS!

And when Coraline refused? She turned into this monstrous monstrosity 

and then forced her to participate in three sick and twisted games and when Coraline nearly won, she turned into this even worse form

and then proceeded to chase Coraline in a sequence so terrifying it even scared adults

So when everyone goes on about Hans and Mother Grothel, remember this lady and how she was so terrifying she scared an audience of adults

[zodiacbible]

"I'm Joking Unless You're Down For It" Squad

Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus, Leo, Aries, Aquarius.

[basedaqua-blog]

birth by sleep more like rebellious wind teenager not listening to water mom or earth dad

[beautimous]

THINX Underwear:

Thoughtful underwear with hidden powers. For every pair purchased you fund 7 pads to a girl in need.

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

[littlemoongoddess]

signal boosting the hell out of this