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[lupy-leaf]

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[irisvoids]

wasn't able to meet the goal before midnight, now it's back to 340 in the red... i feel so fucking useless and worthless, my life is falling apart, my mental health is in shambles and i am honestly so pessimistic that anything will ever get better

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[irisvoids]

I'm so weak 😭

[irisvoids]

please soembody help me!!!

[irisvoids]

i can't fix my bank, i cant get food or water, i can't get my asthma medications, im so scared. im so alone, and i need a miracle or im ging to endu p back in the mental hospital. please please please help me

[irisvoids]

no new donations for over an hour! I got $10 about an hour ago please match or exceed. I need 330 now

[irisvoids]

there is an extreme heatwave this week and air quality warnings, if i cannot fix the bank, i will not be able t get food, water, my asthma meds, i will not be well at all physically..... please save me!

[irisvoids]

i have to fix the bank, the cats are almost out of food and i cannot let this happen, i don't care if i ever eat again but these cats are the only reason im here and without them i have nothing, please please please help me.

[irisvoids]

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[eatingdisorderssuck01]

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

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Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

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Ima need this eventually

[ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space]

same fam.

[clownmoans]

hope angelica on youtube knows she is the embodiment of all the good niche parts of tumblr

[lupy-leaf]

the way this aged is just so

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m God’s weakest twink

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[reallyreallyreallytrying]

in rudolph the red nosed reindeer the guy is like "you know dasher and dancer etc. but you might not recall one specific reindeer... rudolph" be serious dude. come on.

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[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[lupy-leaf]

I just dove back into the McElroy podcasts and I think the reason I started listening less in the first place is that the energy is not really there, especially for Mbmbam?? 

Like when you put the guys in any of the podcasts that haven’t been going on for over 10 years like Besties or Mbmbam they seem to be enjoying themselves a lot more. Any of the podcasts with Rachel, Sydnee, and Teresa are like so sweet and fun and a good time, the Empty Bowl is always fun, Death Blart rocks, all of that stuff is really great it’s just that when I actually listen to Mbmbam, their central thing, they just do not seem to be having a good time. It’s like they don’t think they can just... stop doing The Thing They Don’t Like. 

It makes me wish that they’d restructure or honestly just end Mbmbam because listening to new episodes where Travis and Griffin fall back into their same character bit they’ve been doing for ages while Justin just could not care less until he pretends to be excited for a new Munch Squad is kinda just sad and I’d rather listen to things they’re actually passionate about.

And that’s the thing!! When they’re really into it and not just “Doing their job,” the shows they do are so funny!! I just wish they’d allocate more of their time and energy into stuff they were invested in for the sake of their mental health and just kinda their brand in general.

[hungwy]

The disconnect between academic and folk understandings of terms and concepts will always cause problems so long as there is a divide between the public and academia

[cherriesandpomegranates]

Penis vs Cock

[hungwy]

I think you understand this better than I do

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

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One year anniversary

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A classic

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[lupy-leaf]

To you who were denied so much as a child

when I was little, and my mom was napping, I would frequently nudge her awake, asking for little things like a snack or for my favorite cartoon to be put on. At the age of two, it had not occurred to me that my mom was exhausted from a long day of taking care of me and needed those moments of rest. It was not my responsibility to assume that as a child. Still, overcome by exhaustion and exasperation, she would cut into me, yelling about what an inconsiderate child I was being. That started a pattern of believing that I did not get to ask for things. When the answer was no, it would be followed by reason upon reason about why my parents could not fulfill my every whim, and I should learn, at the age of five, to read the room a bit better. Though my parents sacrificed a lot for me and my brother’s happiness, the times we were denied were met with harsh criticism, and it has really bored into both of our minds.

The past two years have been a bit different. I began therapy and since then have found a new sense of empowerment and found that I am deserving of the things I want and need. When you gain the ability to do something, you run the risk of over-indulging. You run the risk of not being able to take no for an answer. I have missed out on so much, you may think, why do I not deserve this? During my junior year of high school, I had to learn the hard way that though I was deserving of the happiness a certain thing would have brought me, other people were not deserving of the consequences of that thing. 

My message to those like me who felt so cheated out of the things you wanted or needed when you were little is to please, learn to take no for an answer. Do not spread the pain that was caused to you. Do not pass on that knife. 

[lupy-leaf]

“I want to draw you” might be one of the best compliments to receive

“I love you so much that I want to immortalize my image of you in my head in such a personal and creative way”

If someone wants to draw you, know you are so very loved

[lupy-leaf]

I hope Michael Buble is alright

[jvnko]

Last night I had a dream that was about a family of three guys, a father and two sons, all together on a fishing trip and some woman came up and said “Oh, what are your guy’s names?” and the father went “My name’s Dean, and this is my son Bean.” and the woman gestured to the other son questioningly and the dad got the most upset, disappointed look on his face and went “That’s my other son, Sean.” and I’ve never woken up laughing harder in my life.

[lupy-leaf]

I posted 67 times in 2021

39 posts created (58%)

28 posts reblogged (42%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.7 posts.

I added 187 tags in 2021

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#as someone who wasn't on tumblr for the first one i'm both delighted and horrified

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

What do you do when you know you’ve peaked

155 notes • Posted 2021-07-31 20:55:48 GMT

#4

They made an,, undersea Garfield the deals warlock..,,.,

175 notes • Posted 2021-08-29 15:37:14 GMT

#3

I love the It’s Better With You music video because without any context it is so bizarre. Like hey watch this video of 3 middle aged white guys doing goofy stuff oh also Eurovision Star Montaigne Is Here Too

201 notes • Posted 2021-08-16 00:38:52 GMT

#2

I for one am appalled at the lack of buzz around the “Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th 2021, I suggest you start running.” post 

240 notes • Posted 2021-07-17 18:16:53 GMT

#1

They turned magnus into a spiral gumball machine to get a rock out of him and Justin is surprised that Griffin was ready to let them name their ship littlest baby ?????????

322 notes • Posted 2021-08-31 00:48:52 GMT

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